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[URL]http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/stealth/comic-con/[/URL]

It's another summer blockbuster that brain damaged boys will whoop to and then forget they saw it 10mins later.
Why do these films get made?
I watched the trailer and found myself looking out the window in sheer non-interest as it played.

WATCH! the explosions and FEEL! the rumblerama explosion digital stereo whilst you LOVE! the bikini-clad woman as she FLIES! at great speed whilst MISSILES! narrowly miss her as HUGE EXPLOSIONS! plume into the sky to cover STEALTH PLANES! attacking with MORE EXPLOSIONS! etc etc

I wonder if it will end in a tense attack on some military installation, and they've had to STEAL! the STEALTH! plane because they've been suspended due to their RENEGADE! ways and NONCONFORMIST! attitudes as their commander gruffly tells them they're grounded yet secretely is happy when they ATTACK! in the finale, and having landed SAFELY! the woman and white guy (we can't have inter-race relationships in our summer films, we can watch brown people getting EXPLODED! but they can't kiss white women) run to each other and EMBRACE!

Ass movie.

I'll ruin it for you: they blow up things. Sorry.

monkey_man wrote:
> Holy McGod - the first 4 minutes are free to watch here:
> [URL]http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/040/040998/vids_1.html[/URL]
> not sure if there's an official version, and only the lowest Windows
> Media one works for non-members at the moment.
>
> Are choo ready to unleash the fury?
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No, not even for free from the internet will I watch this.

I really need to get Bulletproof Monk on DVD. Surely it's only about a pound.

"Do you like my car, Kar?"

Golddust.

Saw a trailer for this before Batman today.
How I laughed. In a pitying kind of a way.

Holy McGod - the first 4 minutes are free to watch here: [URL]http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/040/040998/vids_1.html[/URL] not sure if there's an official version, and only the lowest Windows Media one works for non-members at the moment.

Are choo ready to unleash the fury?

Monk was hilariously atrocious. I was laughing so hard in the cinema, it was Bad Beyond BollTM.

There are some films that are so bad they're good, like Bulletproof Monk. I don't think this has potential to be one of those.

The more I read about this "Stealth", the more I want to see it. It looks truly appalling.

Heathen.

Or whatever, I love that book and shall never say an ill-word about it or it's movie offspring, even if JRR himself should appear and kick me in the ballsack for liking it.

No, that was me. There's still some stuff that makes me cringe, like the big CGI shots of the battles, but Gollum was fantastic.