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"I'M DEPRESSED"

My girlfriend called me gay today and ended our 3 week relationship.
I'm heartbroken. :(
I'm going to cut myself until the pain subsides

Why is the world so cruel to me
Why must it torment and mock me
WHY
WHY
WHY

I can feel my heart wretching. I wrote some poetry to take my mind of my depression;

I cut
and cut until the pain
goes away.
We were together forever
but now we are not

we are not together
anymore
everyday objects remind me
of her beauty
a door, a table
a fist

The sun was like her
face, glowing and
yellow and orange and
emitting ultraviolet radiation

Since when are jokes serious?

I'd say an unfunny joke trying to dupe people (even at a very low level) really does fit the concept of a 'hoax'.

Like Trigger Happy TV. There are hoaxes on that, they are intended to be funny. Does this somehow make them not hoaxes?

Uh
Since when did joke and hoax mean the same thing?

Hedfix wrote:
> Wow, a crap hoax.

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> Alfonse...hedfix...superkev...goatboy...
>
>
>
> You do realise... I'm taking the pish? You do realise this is a
> joke?
> And that...I'm not actually serious?

What do you think 'crap hoax' meant that I believed you? Idiot.

> You mean...you thought I was serious?


See above.

> Despite comparing a girl to sun by saying that her face emits
> ultraviolet radiation?
>
> You have honestly got to be kidding me.
> I knew the general intelligence of this forum was somewhat lacking,
> and that you're not the quickest nor the brightest of people.

Ironic considering you can't understand what 'Wow, a crap hoax' was infact saying.

>
> But oh jesus, this really beggars belief...

Yes it does, I don't really see how you can include me after I said 'Wow a crap hoax' obviously meaning that I thought this was a 'joke' and that it was not to be believed.

How you failed to understand this really does beggar belief but it's a sure sign that you are infact a complete moron.

Welldone.

:(

God help you if you ever get married..

ahahaha this thread is great.

Alfonse wrote:
> See right there I don't get whether you were trying to be sarcastic or
> whether you actually found the joke funny.

HA HA HA

Is it actually possible to find that joke funny?

See right there I don't get whether you were trying to be sarcastic or whether you actually found the joke funny. I don't really care. Either way is good.

HA HA HA