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"I'M DEPRESSED"

My girlfriend called me gay today and ended our 3 week relationship.
I'm heartbroken. :(
I'm going to cut myself until the pain subsides

Why is the world so cruel to me
Why must it torment and mock me
WHY
WHY
WHY

I can feel my heart wretching. I wrote some poetry to take my mind of my depression;

I cut
and cut until the pain
goes away.
We were together forever
but now we are not

we are not together
anymore
everyday objects remind me
of her beauty
a door, a table
a fist

The sun was like her
face, glowing and
yellow and orange and
emitting ultraviolet radiation

Well for me it was a rather lame experience anyway. i prefer jokes that are more in your face for example 'Why is the letter F like a banana skin? Because it makes all fall".

That doesn't make sense

If you did understand his sense of humour, then you would find it funny

Otherwise you don't understand it

Even if i did understand this 'guy's' sense of 'humor. I doubt I would find it funny.

It's not when you don't understand it.

foo'

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> Alfonse...hedfix...superkev...goatboy...
>
>
>
> You do realise... I'm taking the pish? You do realise this is a
> joke?
> And that...I'm not actually serious?
>
> You mean...you thought I was serious?
> Despite comparing a girl to sun by saying that her face emits
> ultraviolet radiation?
>
> You have honestly got to be kidding me.
> I knew the general intelligence of this forum was somewhat lacking,
> and that you're not the quickest nor the brightest of people.
> Particularly when it comes to humour.
>
> But oh jesus, this really beggars belief...

I thought humor was supposed to be funny.

Alfonse...hedfix...superkev...goatboy...



You do realise... I'm taking the pish? You do realise this is a joke?
And that...I'm not actually serious?

You mean...you thought I was serious?
Despite comparing a girl to sun by saying that her face emits ultraviolet radiation?

You have honestly got to be kidding me.
I knew the general intelligence of this forum was somewhat lacking, and that you're not the quickest nor the brightest of people. Particularly when it comes to humour.

But oh jesus, this really beggars belief...

Well you're one hell of a loser aren't you? Oh yeah. No one cares!

For gods sakes no one cares.

Hedfix wrote:
> Wow, a crap hoax.

Craig says:
: '[
Craig says:
this steak slice has very little steak
Craig says:
http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php? threadid=127022&forumid=4006
Craig says:
he
Craig says:
he cant be serious
Craig says:
he really
Craig says:
cannot
Craig says:
be
Craig says:
serious
clockface says:
you sound like john mcenroe
Craig says:
hahahaha

Wow, a crap hoax.