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"I'M DEPRESSED"

My girlfriend called me gay today and ended our 3 week relationship.
I'm heartbroken. :(
I'm going to cut myself until the pain subsides

Why is the world so cruel to me
Why must it torment and mock me
WHY
WHY
WHY

I can feel my heart wretching. I wrote some poetry to take my mind of my depression;

I cut
and cut until the pain
goes away.
We were together forever
but now we are not

we are not together
anymore
everyday objects remind me
of her beauty
a door, a table
a fist

The sun was like her
face, glowing and
yellow and orange and
emitting ultraviolet radiation

Timmargh wrote:
> Memorandum!ette wrote:
> I think that's what was generally being suggested by the quaint
> "I cut
> and cut until the pain
> goes away."
>
> Sorry - too subtle for me.

It is true, I am skilled

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> I think that's what was generally being suggested by the quaint
> "I cut
> and cut until the pain
> goes away."

Sorry - too subtle for me.

You saved me the trouble of starting a thread. Thanks.

I've not been happy for a while now. There's a problem overhead which I'm not able to explain, but it's tearing me apart.

Make any gay jokes and I'll send for a hitman.

Everyone knows that you need to pump them within 16 days else they'll think you're gay.

TRUTH.

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> I think that's what was generally being suggested by the quaint
> "I cut
> and cut until the pain
> goes away."

aka killing your self!

Oh and congratulations for getting:-

"a door, a table
a fist"

in there.

I think that's what was generally being suggested by the quaint
"I cut
and cut until the pain
goes away."

Kill yourself - it's the only way to stop the pain.

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> My girlfriend called me gay today and ended our 3 week relationship.
> I'm heartbroken. :(

Does she not understand the love you share with merm?

Bullett wrote:
> Cheers man.
>
> *cuts*

Oh, no...hang on I need that blade back...need a shave...

*looks*

Actually, no, you keep it.