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"I'M DEPRESSED"

My girlfriend called me gay today and ended our 3 week relationship.
I'm heartbroken. :(
I'm going to cut myself until the pain subsides

Why is the world so cruel to me
Why must it torment and mock me
WHY
WHY
WHY

I can feel my heart wretching. I wrote some poetry to take my mind of my depression;

I cut
and cut until the pain
goes away.
We were together forever
but now we are not

we are not together
anymore
everyday objects remind me
of her beauty
a door, a table
a fist

The sun was like her
face, glowing and
yellow and orange and
emitting ultraviolet radiation

It's got Paradox written allover it.

Hmmmmmm.

I'm just a little appauld that he would put his words so literlly even though he knows damn well he knows he's not cutting himself. Some people do go through their problems like that and can't control themselves and this guy is making a mockery about it like he's "da fUnnIst guY evahh!!!*&@".

But I wont get into that. It doesn't bother me that much. I'm hungry and don't feel like typing so I'll just call him gay again and end it with that.


You're gay.

Indeed.

You must be interpreting things the wrong way. :D

Lol just stfu.

ugggghhhhhhh why are you all so stupid
How apt that this is depressing me

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> I can feel my heart wretching. I wrote some poetry to take my mind of
> my depression;

> The sun was like her
> face, glowing and
> yellow and orange and
> emitting ultraviolet radiation

Wow, you really are gay, I would of broke up with you too.

Stop cutting your arms and just stick the knife up your ar$e.

Memorandum!ette wrote:
>
> Guy walks into a bar, he says ouch.
> Unfunny? yes.
> Does that mean it's a hoax? Did I try and dupe you into thinking that
> in actual fact, yes, a man walked into a cast iron bar? And that he
> exclaimed, "ouch"?
> No.

Really depends on how those who are listening interpret what you're saying.

Oh so we're on to 'poetic licence' now are we?

You can write some awful crap as poetry and people will still take it seriously.

Hedfix wrote:
> It comes across as a hoax because it isn't funny.

UGH
I can't believe you're being so terribly stupid.

Guy walks into a bar, he says ouch.
Unfunny? yes.
Does that mean it's a hoax? Did I try and dupe you into thinking that in actual fact, yes, a man walked into a cast iron bar? And that he exclaimed, "ouch"?
No.


Seriously, if it were a hoax I wouldn't have said that her beauty reminded me of a table. or a door. or a fist.
I wouldn't have said her face gave emitted radiation.
I wouldn't have made the poem as woeful and as incoherent as possible


now stop talking such dire crap

It comes across as a hoax because it isn't funny.

Can't really make it any clearer.

Edit: But I shall attempt to:

Perhaps a small tree looks like a person in the dark, does the definition of a tree in a dictionary describe it as a 'person'? No it doesn't, does the tree look like a person at night/in low light? Yes it does.

It's all about perception.