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I'm sorry about moaning so much on such a lovely Sunday afternoon, and who knows, maybe the heat has got me in a state where I'm annoyed far too easily, but I thought this had to be said:
Religious people (aimed primarily at people who have extreme Christian beliefs) and idiots who campaign against any form of media that contains even slight amounts of mature content, please shut up. Why are you offended by absolutely everything? Why do you seek to get all computer games that aren't specially made (and therefore crap) Christian titles banned? Why do you see it necessary to force your opinions on to everyone else? Why do you write 5-page letters of complaint about games that you haven't even played?
Reading up on the internet on a Christian organisation's reviews of games, I was actually offended at some of the complete and total rubbish they wrote. Check out these quotes:
In a review of Gran Turismo 3: "..the soundtrack of rock music may concern..."
Right. So that's the soundtrack that contains no explicit or offensive lyrics at all, then?
In a review of Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee: "I cannot recommend the game to anyone less than 17 years old."
Erm...why?
"...the game is filled with occultic overtones, shamans, chanting, resurrecting the dead..."
It's a bloody game!
The quotes were taken from: http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/games
Mary Whitehouse was another one who really annoyed me. I remember watching a clip of her on a programme during C4's 'banned season' where she accused people who enjoy watching violent or offensive films as "lacking in intelligence". I see that as being kind of ironic coming from a raging homophobe.
But then, I guess these kind of people are too stupid to realise that the more fuss they stir up, the better the game/film they are trying to ban will sell.
Nevertheless, I hate them all.
> Alfonse wrote:
> I'm a christian but not a serious one. I totally agree with you.
>
> Bit ironic seeing as you said it was wrong of journalists to
> broadcast images of starving people...
No not really....
> Ahahaha.
>
> Could we be missing possible homo-erotic undertones in Halo 2 that
> only complaining Christians can pick up on?
"It's a big 'O' full of nasy things, what shall we do? Invade it forcefully!"
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!
and you can customise your suit online!!!111 It's so like queer eye!!
> [URL]http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm[/URL]
>
> I posted this ages ago, but it's still amazingly funny to read.
Ahaha, I forgot about that.
Genius.
"A child was graphically incinerated by igniting his flatulence, then another kid tried to beat out the flames with a stick and was concerned about the stick catching fire."
> "In terms of content, Halo 2 defiantly has its share of violence
> and blood. This is not a game for homophobic."
Ahahaha.
Could we be missing possible homo-erotic undertones in Halo 2 that only complaining Christians can pick up on?
YOU'RE BLIND!
Seriously though, 3 letter swear word. I honestly can't think of one...
I don't remember them saying "Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)" at all!