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"San Andreas quick review"

Excellent.
Spent 4hrs yesterday just pedalling around being a "homie".
Ate lots of fried chicken, worked out and spent money on clothes. Robbed a house, kicked an old lady in the head and emptied a tin of spray paint into some gang members faces.

I feel influenced and corrupted already.

Got this yesterday. Doing the 'homeboys' missions at the moment. Up to the 'raid the army barracks like tools' one.
Barely scratched the surface. Big city. Boned and killed a few hoes in my flamepatterned bouncy car (obviously). And got an afro, an eyepatch and some tattoos.

In San Fiero now working for James Woods, most impressive.
Except when I had to rescue him at the airport. Did that bit ok, but managed to dump the limo in a canal and had to swim for aaaages to get out.
Then I sideswiped a cop and ended up being chased over half the map before being smashed by a tram

So better aiming, an xp system and a lot of extra tweaks to make it great?

This thread makes me want to get this, but I must be strong and do most of the double pack first! Gah!

Found out today that it's actually worth going out with all the girls in the game. Once you do you can get out of jail and hospital free and the best bit is you keep all your weapons.

No longer will I buy tons of weapons and then get angry because some annoying cop busts me because I dented his car.

It's actually the easiest air vehicle to fly once you have got the thrusters sorted.

You need to adjust the thrusters. Hold forward on the right controller stick.

Anyone know how to fly the military plane that fires heat seekers?

I'm trying to do one of the races in Los Santos but the damn things slow as hell, it just stays hovering and moves slower than a helicopter.

Vampyr wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Excellent.
> Spent 4hrs yesterday just pedalling around being a
> "homie".
> Ate lots of fried chicken, worked out and spent money on clothes.
> Robbed a house, kicked an old lady in the head and emptied a tin of
> spray paint into some gang members faces.
>
> I feel influenced and corrupted already.
>
> you ought to buy a hoodie and earn an asbo tonight

Thats no fun. You want to round up all the local old people and have a gang bang.

Goatboy wrote:
> Excellent.
> Spent 4hrs yesterday just pedalling around being a
> "homie".
> Ate lots of fried chicken, worked out and spent money on clothes.
> Robbed a house, kicked an old lady in the head and emptied a tin of
> spray paint into some gang members faces.
>
> I feel influenced and corrupted already.

you ought to buy a hoodie and earn an asbo tonight

Had my first visit to Los Venturas today, that Casino is freaking lethal. I went in with over $800,000 and came out 30 minutes later $500,000 in debt. I got a bit hooked on the black jack tables and really paid for it. I ended up taking my anger out on the card dealer, by beating him to death with a big purple schlong I found in some redneck Police Station. The security guards didn't think much of this though and shot the crap out of me.

Luckily though I went back in a bit later and managed to win all my money back, also managed to triple my original amount on the high stakes Black Jack table. I legged it before I lost all the money again.