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"Go faster Goatboy"

I've never been into cars. They get me from A to B and I can put my drums in them, that's it.
But it was sunny today and I'm going to pillage a Parlimentary Secretary all weekend starting Saturday, so I thought I'd treat myself.

I got rid of my hulking, J reg Vauxhall Cavalier I bought 2938rd hand two years ago. It was similar to this [URL]http://www.trustvehicles.com/photos/silvervauxhallcavalier_k.jpg[/URL] and bought this instead [URL]http://www.gearstick.co.uk/images/large/Peugeot_206_5door_03.jpg[/URL]

Pick it up tomorrow and take my old wagon in for part-exchange on it.
And now I'm going to buy one in Forza and paint it silly colours and smash into a Mexican kid on my friends list who only likes Minis

Goatboy wrote:
> **edit**
> I chose it because it had a 5cd changer thing in the back and the
> license plate ends with "GOO

HEH-That's the sort of reason I'd buy a car.

I can't drive yet and I really REALLY want to drive and get me a nice clio. A black one. When EB gets his new car I'm going to get insured on it, so that'll be the first car I'll drive.

Getting your girlfriend insured on your car?

Man, that's like asking for a fight.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Getting your girlfriend insured on your car?


If you do buy a supply of passenger and driver side wings mirrors.

Next door neighbour took off one of mine this morning. And the other one 6 months ago.

Mine is a Man-mobile only.
I shall mark the interior with my scent like a wolf and leave steaks, gravel and porn mags everywhere.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Nah, It's on Family guy. Unfortunately. "Fox is running
> one of those new reality specials at eight. Fast Animals, Slow
> Children". Jungle track in the background, with this tiger
> belting along, mouth open, ears plastered back. Flash cut to fat kid
> "Gee, it sure is warm" (I think, while since I've seen it).
> Flash cut back to the tiger belting along.

I can get a clip of this utter gold if somebody can upload it.

[URL]http://www.yousendit.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://s10.yousendit.com/e.aspx?id=0WXYY9HV1FHL93O6GDSCQQPW1J[/URL]

Excuse the quality, I wanted to make it under 2MB.

HAHAHA genius

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Tax - 90 quid every six months. Gone.
> Insurance - 50 quid a month. Gone.
> Petrol - 120(!) a month. Gone.


Just to make you feel sick:

Tax - zero quid per year
Insurance - 15 quid per month with full, protected NCB
Petrol - about 80 quid a month

And you get to park near the shops as well.
Bloody liberties with you lot innit?
First it's "Treat us like people" then it's "But better than other people, give us free things".
Where will it end? I'll tell you where, it'll end with your own planet of roboplegic freeloaders.