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"Go faster Goatboy"

I've never been into cars. They get me from A to B and I can put my drums in them, that's it.
But it was sunny today and I'm going to pillage a Parlimentary Secretary all weekend starting Saturday, so I thought I'd treat myself.

I got rid of my hulking, J reg Vauxhall Cavalier I bought 2938rd hand two years ago. It was similar to this [URL]http://www.trustvehicles.com/photos/silvervauxhallcavalier_k.jpg[/URL] and bought this instead [URL]http://www.gearstick.co.uk/images/large/Peugeot_206_5door_03.jpg[/URL]

Pick it up tomorrow and take my old wagon in for part-exchange on it.
And now I'm going to buy one in Forza and paint it silly colours and smash into a Mexican kid on my friends list who only likes Minis

Yes, of course.

Who do you support again?

You know,I don't really appreciate sarcasm when it's not funny and you use "txt" speak as if I'm some sort of moron.

You support Liverpool, that automatically makes me better than you, so I can't really blame you for wanting to be me.

monkey_man wrote:
> My mouth?

Whatever turns you on.

Ha ha u r so cool munn i wish i was u!!!!11

Well, I share my car with the rest of the family, so:

Tax: Free (My mum pays it)
Insurance: Free for a year (agreement with my dad since I paid for my driving lessons)
After that, £12.50 a month (3 over 25 drivers insured on it plus me, I'll pay my quarter)
Petrol: About 60 quid a month.

It's a pretty decent car too.

1.2 litre 16V Renault Clio

A bit small, and my legs are really long, so the seat goes back as far as it can, but that leaves about half a foot of legroom (maybe less) for whoever's behind me.

I love driving.

Timmargh wrote:
> Bend over and I'll drive one in.

My mouth?

There was a batch of 206s which just randomly died - engine cuts out, battery, brakes, everything - during journeys. Some serious scares for people on the motorway and whatnot.

But yeah, if I was choosing a car I'd probably go for a 206.

monkey_man wrote:
> EDIT: Gotta stop making jokes like that, sorry Timmy.

Yes. You must stop. Boo hoo. Etc.

;^)


> For the record, I'd love to be combined with a quadbike one day.

Bend over and I'll drive one in.

Timmargh wrote:
> Pandaemonium wrote:
> Tax - 90 quid every six months. Gone.
> Insurance - 50 quid a month. Gone.
> Petrol - 120(!) a month. Gone.
>
>
> Just to make you feel sick:
>
> Tax - zero quid per year
> Insurance - 15 quid per month with full, protected NCB
> Petrol - about 80 quid a month

What...for your chair?

EDIT: Gotta stop making jokes like that, sorry Timmy.

For the record, I'd love to be combined with a quadbike one day.

And you get to park near the shops as well.
Bloody liberties with you lot innit?
First it's "Treat us like people" then it's "But better than other people, give us free things".
Where will it end? I'll tell you where, it'll end with your own planet of roboplegic freeloaders.