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Stick your "stupid people on Live" quotes in here.
From Bungie.net:
"Anonymous Coward asks,
Is boosting cheating? And will I get banned for it?
Yes. As a matter of fact, you were actually stupid enough to include your Gamertag in this message, but by the time I'd checked, you had already been banned for matchmaking forever, because you'd already served out a seven day suspension and learned nothing from it. We're banning like crazy now, because we have better tools for detecting it. Boosting, for the non-cheaters amongst you, is the practice of "fixing" games so you play with your similarly idiotic buddy and artificially increase each others' rank. It sticks out like a sore thumb in our system kids. So QUIT DOING IT. And also, quit whining to me about your banning. I don't care. I look at the stats for every whiner email I get and they ALWAYS turn out to be a cheat. "It was my brother….waaah." Well, even if it was your alleged brother, your account is being used to ruin everyone's experience. So bye-bye."
Another good one:
On a Halo 2 'snipers only' game one american kid shouts "I took down the sniper!"
....
Guy on Rainbow Six 3 charges across the bottom of Warehouse as grenades land about him:
"Don't worry guys we'll definately make it this ti--"
Entire team bursts into laughter.
American kid:
"Yeah we beat you guys in the war of independence like 2000 years ago"
From Bungie.net:
"Anonymous Coward asks,
Is boosting cheating? And will I get banned for it?
Yes. As a matter of fact, you were actually stupid enough to include your Gamertag in this message, but by the time I'd checked, you had already been banned for matchmaking forever, because you'd already served out a seven day suspension and learned nothing from it. We're banning like crazy now, because we have better tools for detecting it. Boosting, for the non-cheaters amongst you, is the practice of "fixing" games so you play with your similarly idiotic buddy and artificially increase each others' rank. It sticks out like a sore thumb in our system kids. So QUIT DOING IT. And also, quit whining to me about your banning. I don't care. I look at the stats for every whiner email I get and they ALWAYS turn out to be a cheat. "It was my brother….waaah." Well, even if it was your alleged brother, your account is being used to ruin everyone's experience. So bye-bye."
Another good one:
On a Halo 2 'snipers only' game one american kid shouts "I took down the sniper!"
....
Guy on Rainbow Six 3 charges across the bottom of Warehouse as grenades land about him:
"Don't worry guys we'll definately make it this ti--"
Entire team bursts into laughter.
American kid:
"Yeah we beat you guys in the war of independence like 2000 years ago"
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Hedfix wrote:
> Played against a group in team training consisting of a level 33, 32
> and 31 and one other.
>
> Got standbyed to death.
>
> More pointless people.
>
> I'm still waiting to see someone over level 25 who doesn't cheat in
> someway.
In Training?
Aha!
> Played against a group in team training consisting of a level 33, 32
> and 31 and one other.
>
> Got standbyed to death.
>
> More pointless people.
>
> I'm still waiting to see someone over level 25 who doesn't cheat in
> someway.
In Training?
Aha!
OddToe wrote:
> UBI Soft, is it Canadian?
Originally French
> UBI Soft, is it Canadian?
Originally French
Wel hello mr sausage!!
AMERICAN: "its like, nearly as big as rhode island!
That one wears THIN after a while!!
AMERICAN: "its like, nearly as big as rhode island!
That one wears THIN after a while!!
Kypher wrote:
> I think people should vote to ban people I personnaly have never been
> banned.
how ironic
> I think people should vote to ban people I personnaly have never been
> banned.
how ironic
Aha, and Halo 2, anytime
'How'd you like that you fag?!'
'what?'
'OH! A British fag! YOU FAG JEW!'
'What?'
'AHA, LIKE THAT FAG JEW? GO BACK TO CRUMPETS'
'Hello!'
'We beat you, like, man, like in the War of Independence'
'Stop speaking English then'
'WTF?!'
'How are you today then my idiotic friend?'
'OMG you jew n00b!'
'Hang on, is that you?'
'WTF n00b!'
*BANG BANG/SLICE*
'Aha, OWNED JOO JEW n00b!'
'How'd you like that you fag?!'
'what?'
'OH! A British fag! YOU FAG JEW!'
'What?'
'AHA, LIKE THAT FAG JEW? GO BACK TO CRUMPETS'
'Hello!'
'We beat you, like, man, like in the War of Independence'
'Stop speaking English then'
'WTF?!'
'How are you today then my idiotic friend?'
'OMG you jew n00b!'
'Hang on, is that you?'
'WTF n00b!'
*BANG BANG/SLICE*
'Aha, OWNED JOO JEW n00b!'
Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Some American kid I raced with a couple of times on PGR2:
> "No, £%^% he's got a Noble again"
> *leaves*
I'll take you any time.
Well, when I had an Xbox, yeah.
PWNED joo Biggles.
> Some American kid I raced with a couple of times on PGR2:
> "No, £%^% he's got a Noble again"
> *leaves*
I'll take you any time.
Well, when I had an Xbox, yeah.
PWNED joo Biggles.
Americans on halo 2:
"You Australians are all the same we hate you!"
Me and my mates: "Ermm..we're English"
Americans: "Whatever man you're all the same"
More Americans on Halo 2:
(After being beaten) "You cheated, you cheated!"
Us: "Yes we hacked into the mainframe" (sarcastically)
Americans: (Trying to imitate an English accent, but ending in sounding like Japenese) "Oh look we're English we like tea and crumpets. You want some tea and crumpets you English fag?"
Us:(Silence)................A HA HA HA HA!"
Friend request from an american: "Hey you're pretty cool, ermm you're pretty good at this game, so like you wanna hang out?"
(Befirending an American we abused in a previous game) "Hey can we join your clan?"
American:"Sure"
Us:"Can we be overlords or watever"
American:"Yeah of course hang on" (does it)
Us: "Cheers"
(Then proceed to kicking everyone out of the clan and sending a message to the American. Then blocking him. That showed him for standbying in the game)
As you can see they all involve Americans, usually 12 year olds who sound like Mickey Mouse. Most Americans are fine, but there is a large number of them who I cannot stand, especially on Halo 2.
"You Australians are all the same we hate you!"
Me and my mates: "Ermm..we're English"
Americans: "Whatever man you're all the same"
More Americans on Halo 2:
(After being beaten) "You cheated, you cheated!"
Us: "Yes we hacked into the mainframe" (sarcastically)
Americans: (Trying to imitate an English accent, but ending in sounding like Japenese) "Oh look we're English we like tea and crumpets. You want some tea and crumpets you English fag?"
Us:(Silence)................A HA HA HA HA!"
Friend request from an american: "Hey you're pretty cool, ermm you're pretty good at this game, so like you wanna hang out?"
(Befirending an American we abused in a previous game) "Hey can we join your clan?"
American:"Sure"
Us:"Can we be overlords or watever"
American:"Yeah of course hang on" (does it)
Us: "Cheers"
(Then proceed to kicking everyone out of the clan and sending a message to the American. Then blocking him. That showed him for standbying in the game)
As you can see they all involve Americans, usually 12 year olds who sound like Mickey Mouse. Most Americans are fine, but there is a large number of them who I cannot stand, especially on Halo 2.
UBI Soft, is it Canadian?
Don't forget GTA and Project Gotham.
I once had some retard trying to tell me that Ubi Soft was an American company.
I once had some retard trying to tell me that Ubi Soft was an American company.
This HAS to go in:
"Oh yeah and what about all the great British games huh? Yeah like Fable!" (implying that Fable is rubbish)
"What about Goldeneye? Are you going to try and tell us that Goldeneye was ****?"
*Stunned silence*
"Pwned"
"Oh yeah and what about all the great British games huh? Yeah like Fable!" (implying that Fable is rubbish)
"What about Goldeneye? Are you going to try and tell us that Goldeneye was ****?"
*Stunned silence*
"Pwned"
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