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However, I am really concerned so I will risk the embarassment.
Basically I am really failing to understand why my bum area always smells. PLEASE dont make toilet humour jokes, I am a thoroughly hygenic person and in very good health. However, it always seems as if I have pumped constantly or even soiled my pants with faeces.
Neither of the two are actually the case, and it makes me very very nervous. For example, I work in ASDA behind the till and whenever I stand up to go for my break or whatever, the chair will always stink of poo even if I have only been there for a few minutes. And NO, there is absolutely nothing ''up there'' which may be causing the smell. The worst thing is, its a running joke amongst ALL of my work colleagues and they think I cant see them pulling disgusted faces. It does seem to get worse whenever I sit down. I cannot go in a car with ANYONE, and if I get onto a bus I have to sit on my own at the back with the windows open.
It has actually resorted to me visiting the loo every chance I can and spraying perfume onto my bum. Part of me felt it could be a simple case of sweating, however I highly doubt it because I never actually do sweat around that area :' { I bath myself twice a day and always ensure when I am doing a number 2 that I am completely clean ;' {
Now I know you are all probably laughing your heads off, but please understand this is a REAL problem I have and it is driving me insane with anger.
No matter how embarrassing you may find it, they deal with this sort of thing endlessly.
I'll admit you got more balls than I have to post here about it.
Kudos to you
> Hoju wrote:
> My advice, get some talcum powder and put it down your trousers.
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> LMAO, Hoju your sound/funnny
I was actually giving advice, I try and help people instead of shouting BS around the forums like you own them when infact nobody likes you.
> I dont claim to be a chav, nor do i want to be.
No, you claim to be a "scally" whatever the hell that is.
> Memorandum! wrote:
> I have a slight tear around my anus
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> That must've been one Hell of a big poop.
And if his ass was bleeding, its a big red poop.
EDIT: Why on earth was you 'anus' torn? Are you straight.
> I have a slight tear around my anus
That must've been one Hell of a big poop.
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> LMAO, Hoju your sound/funnny
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> 'sound'....??
Sound means = Cool, anyway i was taking the mick.
> You're
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> Also I dont personally believe Hoju was attempting to be funny as if
> it is related to sweat it may possibly help. I doubt it is due to
> sweat if you're completely clean however - tissue only? You might
> want to try baby wipes as well as this will ensure you're definatly
> clean. Combine this with talc and you should smell of roses. If not
> then go with the other advice provided in the thread - the doctors.
You what? Is that directed at me?
> LMAO, Hoju your sound/funnny
'sound'....??
I have a slight tear around my anus and it is some bleeding when I go to the toilet. I've been given a prescription for some hemorrhoid capsules and some stool softening medication and the problem should be resolved within a few weeks.
> SnoopDogg wrote:
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> LMAO, Hoju your sound/funnny
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> I thought the Chavish for funny was 'crease'
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> You're not a chav at all, poser
I dont claim to be a chav, nor do i want to be.