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"Embarrassing Problem"

OK this has to be theeeeeeeeee most embarassing topic I can ever talk to anyone about.

However, I am really concerned so I will risk the embarassment.

Basically I am really failing to understand why my bum area always smells. PLEASE dont make toilet humour jokes, I am a thoroughly hygenic person and in very good health. However, it always seems as if I have pumped constantly or even soiled my pants with faeces.

Neither of the two are actually the case, and it makes me very very nervous. For example, I work in ASDA behind the till and whenever I stand up to go for my break or whatever, the chair will always stink of poo even if I have only been there for a few minutes. And NO, there is absolutely nothing ''up there'' which may be causing the smell. The worst thing is, its a running joke amongst ALL of my work colleagues and they think I cant see them pulling disgusted faces. It does seem to get worse whenever I sit down. I cannot go in a car with ANYONE, and if I get onto a bus I have to sit on my own at the back with the windows open.

It has actually resorted to me visiting the loo every chance I can and spraying perfume onto my bum. Part of me felt it could be a simple case of sweating, however I highly doubt it because I never actually do sweat around that area :' { I bath myself twice a day and always ensure when I am doing a number 2 that I am completely clean ;' {

Now I know you are all probably laughing your heads off, but please understand this is a REAL problem I have and it is driving me insane with anger.

Highly Excitable wrote:
> I sincerely hope that there is nobody on this planet that has a groin
> area that smells like poop.

Well, there are people who have a smelly groin area though. Maybe it doesn't smell like poop but it still smells.

Not that I go around smelling men's groin areas.

I don't know how that is possible though, how can your ass still smell after washing it? I could fart a hundred times and my ass would still smell like fresh bread that have just been baked. Are you sure you don't have an extra hole somewhere else that you don't know about?

You could try searching google for people who have the same problem.

Mozzy wrote:
> Highly Excitable wrote:
> That's unlikely, unless he crouches down at work and just repeatedly
> breathes on the seat.
>
> Heh.
>
> Maybe it's his groin area, do you sweat around that area alot?

I sincerely hope that there is nobody on this planet that has a groin area that smells like poop.

I really do.

Wow, I thought you were being sarcastic (as usual).

Ah well, least it'll be sorted and you'll be smelling of roses soon enough.

Highly Excitable wrote:
> That's unlikely, unless he crouches down at work and just repeatedly
> breathes on the seat.

Heh.

Maybe it's his groin area, do you sweat around that area alot?

I would have added a more serious and meaningful contribution to the help of your 'problem' Memo but the truth is I didn't want to.

You always post snide remarks and they get annoying, no reason for them most of the time. I understand if you're defending yourself or insulting a disliked mong child but to use them in other peoples' equally serious topics isn't in the spirit of SR (old caring and sharing spirit)

~ Anyhoo - here endeth the rant ~

That's unlikely, unless he crouches down at work and just repeatedly breathes on the seat.

How do you know it's your ass that smells? It could be soemthing else like your breath or something.

Do what Hoji(sp?) said and use Talcon powder.

What the hell did you think I was trying to say?

Highly Excitable wrote:
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> Also Chr1s, its not BOLL, lol
>
> What else could it be?

Erm... u no