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This time we have to be more sneaky. It's not enough to just shoot Nunez to ensure he won't play, I'm beginning to suspect Rafa would put Nunez's corpse on the bench anyway. So this means we have to be sneaky-like. I suggest luring Nunez out of his house, which he surely shares with other wasters like Richie Partridge, by the use of a cunning No 7 shirt on a string. Nunez will surely think Harry Kewell has been killed, possibly by me. He will then believe the No 7 shirt appearing at his door to be an omen that Rafa wants him play regularly on the right-wing. He will follow the shirt to a hut within which Harry Kewell and Ant will be. Ant will be charged with the responsibility of making sure these two diabolical players cannot be in Turin. This is OK because Ant's favourite players are these two.
Juventus will believe the whole squad will be arriving together. This is not the case. We will have sent Baros and Smicer on a mission, Czech-style. They will have hitchhiked to Turin, and adopted a disguise (put their greasy locks in a hairnet) to ensure they are not detected. Their mission will be to sabotage Pavel Nedved. Pavel will welcome them into his house because they share national allegiance, but his trust will be misplaced. Baros will do all the work because Smicer is good for nothing. He just came along so Baros would have someone to talk to. They will tie Nedved up in the shed.
On the night, Benitez will be confounded by the lack of Nunez and will be forced - listen carefully now - to actually play 90 minutes with at least 1 recognised striker on the pitch. Capello will be stunned, because he had been given to understand that Benitez doesn't like playing with any strikers at all, but a 6 man midfield. He is already confused because Nedved hasn't turned up. He will be SO confused, in fact, that he will bring himself on for Buffon.
Milan Milan Milan, seeing that there is only an old man with a weird fake-tan in the goalmouth, will be inspired to score a hatrick, which is just as well because Miner Dudek will be back in goal, allowing 70 yard efforts from Blasi to go in.
This is how we will beat Juventus.
Juventus will believe the whole squad will be arriving together. This is not the case. We will have sent Baros and Smicer on a mission, Czech-style. They will have hitchhiked to Turin, and adopted a disguise (put their greasy locks in a hairnet) to ensure they are not detected. Their mission will be to sabotage Pavel Nedved. Pavel will welcome them into his house because they share national allegiance, but his trust will be misplaced. Baros will do all the work because Smicer is good for nothing. He just came along so Baros would have someone to talk to. They will tie Nedved up in the shed.
On the night, Benitez will be confounded by the lack of Nunez and will be forced - listen carefully now - to actually play 90 minutes with at least 1 recognised striker on the pitch. Capello will be stunned, because he had been given to understand that Benitez doesn't like playing with any strikers at all, but a 6 man midfield. He is already confused because Nedved hasn't turned up. He will be SO confused, in fact, that he will bring himself on for Buffon.
Milan Milan Milan, seeing that there is only an old man with a weird fake-tan in the goalmouth, will be inspired to score a hatrick, which is just as well because Miner Dudek will be back in goal, allowing 70 yard efforts from Blasi to go in.
This is how we will beat Juventus.
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Yep, at least 60%. A significant other proportion are Mario Melchiot.
Stryke wrote:
> That's twice you've said that. I love you too, maybe.
>
> Where've you been recently, anyway?
Football Manager ate my weekend.
Getting Brom promoted after the first season upset and keeping them in trhe premirship was a big job - I'm glad I've got it done, though.
Not been here to gloat about Hulse owning Stoke. Damn.
> That's twice you've said that. I love you too, maybe.
>
> Where've you been recently, anyway?
Football Manager ate my weekend.
Getting Brom promoted after the first season upset and keeping them in trhe premirship was a big job - I'm glad I've got it done, though.
Not been here to gloat about Hulse owning Stoke. Damn.
Stryke wrote:
> Not all black men with dreadlocks are Jay-Jay Okocha.
No, but most of them are.
> Not all black men with dreadlocks are Jay-Jay Okocha.
No, but most of them are.
Blank wrote:
> A couple of years ago I flew on the same plane as the Bolton squad.
> True story.
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Not all black men with dreadlocks are Jay-Jay Okocha.
> A couple of years ago I flew on the same plane as the Bolton squad.
> True story.
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Not all black men with dreadlocks are Jay-Jay Okocha.
That's twice you've said that. I love you too, maybe.
Where've you been recently, anyway?
Where've you been recently, anyway?
A couple of years ago I flew on the same plane as the Bolton squad. True story.
This is why I love you.
The only way Spurs will get in Europe is if they accidentally get on the Bolton teambus. And even then, Kevin Davies will nut them all
Spurs for Europe this year. No laughing at the back.
Excellent plan. He sets a timebomb under Frank Arnesen's office and sprints out of there, pausing only on his quest to Anfield to grab Michael Dawson from the reserve team and drag him with him, if need be.
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