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"Classic Simpsons Quotes - Revival"

It seems that this classic thread has fallen into disrepair. If I'm wrong, feel free to bring it back up and delete this.

If not then, you know what to do. Post classic quotes.

I'll start :

Comic Book Guy : But Aquaman you can't marry a woman without Gills, you're from two different worlds

(Missile heads straight towards him, casting shadow over face)

Comic Book Guy : Oh! I've wasted my life!

The Hibernator wrote:
> A witty Ralph Wiggum comment:
>
> "It's recess everywhere but in his heart".

good quote.

Flock wrote:
> Smithers:Women and Seamen don't mix.

Lol. I thought he said semen.

Marge is angry that the rest of the family are making a mess of the house. She blocks the doorway to stop them leaving.

Bart: It's hard for me to leave when you're standing in the way Mom.

Homer: Push her down son.

Homer: He lied to us through song, I HATE when people do that!

Bart: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

Homer: "He was a zombie?"

Smithers:Women and Seamen don't mix.

"Don't you hate it when someone steals your hat, I mean come on, that isn't funny, that's sick!"

Homer to bart: If you were 13, we'd be millionaires!!!! But nooooooooo, you had to be 10.

Homer: Sax o mo fone, sox o mo fone

Homer: Lisa, are you sure you don't want some Pork Chops?

Lisa: No!

Homer: Bacon?

Lisa: NO!

Homer: Sausage?

Lisa: Dad! They all come from the same animal!

Homer: Suuuure Lisa. Some wonderful, magical animal!

Something like that.....