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And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.
As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.
The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.
Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!
See you in a life, losers!
*runs towards road*
That's where I'm lying now, still typing with my Wireless connection, with my legs broken and teeth missing. I'm thinking - bloody hit and run drivers!
8 Lives remaining
I wonder if they'll ever look back and realise how stupid they are?
Still, nice story.
> we had the same problem with Mods, Rockers, Punks and
> Gangsters.
How old are you?
> We use the language we dress it we spend our fridays drinking and
> smoking but in secluded places where no-one can see us. We'll go to
> public places and such to have a good time with anyone even poeple we
> don't know. We don't cause criminal damage and we generally just kill
> ourselfs once a week and go to school. We don't blow school off
> either, we care about our future and in our own little way we have
> important discussions about relevant things.
Always knew you had to be a chav. You remind me of a spacker I work with at my DIY store. Won't think less than I already do of you, though. I'm very good mates with a couple of scallies...