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"And that's why Chavs have a bad reputation...."

Me and a couple of my friends were being driven home from the 'learnin' cage' yesterday, at about 12, the beginning of Easter and that, and the trip. The conversation had a slight air of 'non-existence', so we were all looking out of the windows, bored and hot. We stopped at a busy set of traffic lights.

And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.

As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.

The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.

Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!

Nah, Mario's ex, though.

mattributé wrote:
> for
> example, my mate and his girlfriend were going to have sex in the
> bushes.

jimooney, the dirty little ho.

Your boy mate was Mario's ex?

Memorandum! wrote:
> jimooney, the dirty little ho.

nah, jimooney is far too safe . for that.

Oriental Rib wrote:
> Your boy mate was Mario's ex?

You know what I mean, ho. The girl was MArio's ex.

Oriental Rib wrote:
> Ach, they wouldn't of used it. Those are the chavs that give real
> chavs (me I must admit) a bad name.

Does this mean that you would have used it? You being a "real chav" and all.

If your friend had sex in a bush, did he come out as Treebeard?

Chr1s wrote:
> Does this mean that you would have used it? You being a "real
> chav" and all.

You absolute retard, read the rest of the post before you spout more idiotic drivel.

Oriental Rib wrote:
> If your friend had sex in a bush, did he come out as Treebeard?

They were going to, but 'pulled out', so to speak.

Sex in the bushes doesn't sound like a bad idea....not bad at all