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"And that's why Chavs have a bad reputation...."

Me and a couple of my friends were being driven home from the 'learnin' cage' yesterday, at about 12, the beginning of Easter and that, and the trip. The conversation had a slight air of 'non-existence', so we were all looking out of the windows, bored and hot. We stopped at a busy set of traffic lights.

And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.

As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.

The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.

Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!

I would of, well describe the bush. How green was it? The twig/leaf ratio?

Oriental Rib wrote:
> Chr1s wrote:
> Does this mean that you would have used it? You being a "real
> chav" and all.
>
> You absolute retard, read the rest of the post before you spout more
> idiotic drivel.

Wow, you real chavs lead exciting lives.

Chrones, shut up.

And with the girl in question, you wouldn't have. Big breasts, yes. Big everything else? Hell yes.

Yes because you'd know that from what I said there. Fook me your idiocy is infuriating.

mattributé wrote:
> Chrones, shut up.
>
> And with the girl in question, you wouldn't have. Big breasts, yes.
> Big everything else? Hell yes.

Even big hairs? How thick are we talking? MM or CM?

What exactly is a 'real Chav', Oriental Rib, someone who dresses like one? Someone without the violent personna?

You sound exactly like any other Chav, I'm not takin the P, only sayin' a real Chav sounds like...well...a Chav

Oriental Rib wrote:
> Even big hairs? How thick are we talking? MM or CM?

Aha, fool.

You knows what I'm talking about.

We use the language we dress it we spend our fridays drinking and smoking but in secluded places where no-one can see us. We'll go to public places and such to have a good time with anyone even poeple we don't know. We don't cause criminal damage and we generally just kill ourselfs once a week and go to school. We don't blow school off either, we care about our future and in our own little way we have important discussions about relevant things.

And you idolise the streets. Naturally.

mattributé wrote:
> Aha, fool.
>
> You knows what I'm talking about.

Aye I do, I can't think of anything worse than sex...(wait for it) with a pair of blubba legs. I mean i'm not one to know but anyone who is do your body parts get sucked in whilst doing the action or what?