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"And that's why Chavs have a bad reputation...."

Me and a couple of my friends were being driven home from the 'learnin' cage' yesterday, at about 12, the beginning of Easter and that, and the trip. The conversation had a slight air of 'non-existence', so we were all looking out of the windows, bored and hot. We stopped at a busy set of traffic lights.

And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.

As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.

The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.

Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!

I got threatened by two witha knife last Saturday night and you don't see ME making a thread about it, do you?

They wouldn't of used it. Well in my experience with chavs it's probable that they wouldn't of. Describe them, age and things, what they said.

mattributé wrote:
> I got threatened by two witha knife last Saturday night and you don't
> see ME making a thread about it, do you?

you should do, everyone else does, but i dont get Chavs down by me so i cant and wouldnt anywho

Oriental Rib wrote:
> It's funny how most of you are so retarded that you immeadiately
> stereotype anyone who has any connections with a chav.

Most of the people in this thread have actually taken the opposite approach.

Aye but 3 you included don't. Also the majority of people on here are like that.

Oriental Rib wrote:
> They wouldn't of used it. Well in my experience with chavs it's
> probable that they wouldn't of. Describe them, age and things, what
> they said.

One was about 13, other 16/18. Basically the usual 'wanna get stabbed' stuff. The small one did the most hilarious impression of having a knife in his pants. I told them we weren't interested, they hit me a bit and that was the end of it. We knocked on someone's house that we knew and they left. Uneventful, really, as far as people with knives go.

Lies.

You wouldn't be out on a Saturday night, you trendy wannabé

Ach, they wouldn't of used it. Those are the chavs that give real chavs (me I must admit) a bad name. We still hang around the off license and such in our Nike threads but don't cause trouble. Never start fights just finish them, or get finished in them.

Just got back from Blackpool, decided to walk it home from the Airport (where the train line ended). It was an eentful hour or so walk - for example, my mate and his girlfriend were going to have sex in the bushes.

At least my blackpool choclate wasn't harmed.

This Mario? If so I thought he was all "hahahhahahah get a life sad boy I have a girl" on you?