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"And that's why Chavs have a bad reputation...."

Me and a couple of my friends were being driven home from the 'learnin' cage' yesterday, at about 12, the beginning of Easter and that, and the trip. The conversation had a slight air of 'non-existence', so we were all looking out of the windows, bored and hot. We stopped at a busy set of traffic lights.

And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.

As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.

The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.

Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!

Oriental Rib wrote:
> We use the language we dress it we spend our fridays drinking and
> smoking but in secluded places where no-one can see us. We'll go to
> public places and such to have a good time with anyone even poeple we
> don't know. We don't cause criminal damage and we generally just kill
> ourselfs once a week and go to school. We don't blow school off
> either, we care about our future and in our own little way we have
> important discussions about relevant things.

Always knew you had to be a chav. You remind me of a spacker I work with at my DIY store. Won't think less than I already do of you, though. I'm very good mates with a couple of scallies...

Game wrote:
> we had the same problem with Mods, Rockers, Punks and
> Gangsters.

How old are you?

...

Hahahaha... I hate Chav's. But the things is, regardless of how stupid they seem, we had the same problem with Mods, Rockers, Punks and Gangsters. What sets Chavs apart is the fact they dress stupidly AND all try and speak the same.

I wonder if they'll ever look back and realise how stupid they are?

Still, nice story.

yeh i know what you mean

Well, I dodged a lorry and skipped past a motorbike, vaulted across a Volvo and pushed a bike out of the way, only to be taken down by a Speeding Bus across the hard shoulder.

That's where I'm lying now, still typing with my Wireless connection, with my legs broken and teeth missing. I'm thinking - bloody hit and run drivers!

8 Lives remaining

Too late.

You need to post a second after this one to get in.

I ate a cat and now I'm going to run into the road to test the theory. I'll report back later.

See you in a life, losers!

*runs towards road*

Beartrix Potter in all her doormouse goodness.