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They seem to remind me of that girl on American Pie. "I shot him but he shot me back and we shot together it was really funny I like shooting."
NAPALM STRIKE!
etc
Mike has to fight the Cyborgs BUT THEY'RE TOO STRONG FOR HIM! So he has to find a weakness (which turns out to be raw uranium from the nuclear facility he works at).
There should also be a love story with Mike and a Cyborg, who's name is Rosie. It turns out, Rosie was made by a future version of Mike so that past Mike can have cyborg babies with her/it.
The rest writes itself.
> Metaphoars, also good.
Or metaphwoars in a Sid James kind of way.
I'm disappointed in the recent lack of Mike's in Crossbob's stories, but boob rubbing is good. A character called Mike touching boob would be the best Crossbob story ever. Especially if they were running away from killer rats!!!1!