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It dawned on me after a second or two, that there was no way pas**t these two goons without me getting my fair share of their unique brand of Chris**tmas spirit. They'd moved on a bit as we were walking, but we had to pass them in a narrow gap, and that's when we got our honours. I laughed, my girlfriend laughed, and my girlfriend's Mother laughed. "Why is everyone laughing at me, I'll sh*t in their mouths", they said, "Hey Bruv (yes, he actually said that), I'll sh*t in your mouth". Me and the girlfriend walk off giggling, GF's Mum goes in shop, giggling.
Not exactly what I wanted to happen that early in the morning, and I have to admit that I was tempted to one-inch punch them both, then drop their corpses off at the Police s**tation. But the real Police got there firs**t. "The girls in Next were f**king asking for it", I hear one of them say as I make my way home.
Leah Betts had the right idea.
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> Who the fook gets royally trousered on a Sunday morning :0|
Depends on whether it's a comtinuation from the night before, or I've got cans left in the fridge to be honest.
> Who the fook gets royally trousered on a Sunday morning :0|
Umm...not me. Oh nononono...
Who the fook gets royally trousered on a Sunday morning :0|
> chippxero wrote:
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> Haha and you lived with him. take it you have cut all ties with him.
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> Good lord no; he's moving back in on January 2nd.
oh the fun you must have :P
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> Quality stuff.
God, I'd forgotten that it was one of Dan's regular tirades as well...
> Haha and you lived with him. take it you have cut all ties with him.
Good lord no; he's moving back in on January 2nd.
DINNEA YEH S*OI*E IN MAAAA MOOOTH!
s*oi*e in maa mooth, sh*i*e in maa mooth.
Bwhahahahaha.
It's from Irvine Welshs "Grantham Star Cause" from "The Acid House" if anyones interesed in reading it.
Brilliant story. God appears to a bloke in the local boozer, turns him into a fly, and he gets to witness his mother doing his father with a strap on.
Quality stuff.
> Thing is, I'm serious.
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> The S**t in My Mouth thing was one of his regular drunken tirades...
Haha and you lived with him. take it you have cut all ties with him.
The S**t in My Mouth thing was one of his regular drunken tirades...
> This may very well be my former housemate...
Is that like the 'one of my friends' statments when you really mean yourself.
Were you playing on the ground again? :P