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It dawned on me after a second or two, that there was no way pas**t these two goons without me getting my fair share of their unique brand of Chris**tmas spirit. They'd moved on a bit as we were walking, but we had to pass them in a narrow gap, and that's when we got our honours. I laughed, my girlfriend laughed, and my girlfriend's Mother laughed. "Why is everyone laughing at me, I'll sh*t in their mouths", they said, "Hey Bruv (yes, he actually said that), I'll sh*t in your mouth". Me and the girlfriend walk off giggling, GF's Mum goes in shop, giggling.
Not exactly what I wanted to happen that early in the morning, and I have to admit that I was tempted to one-inch punch them both, then drop their corpses off at the Police s**tation. But the real Police got there firs**t. "The girls in Next were f**king asking for it", I hear one of them say as I make my way home.
Leah Betts had the right idea.
> My Brother used to dump Harlow Star newspapers in the ditch by our
> house, or give me a Kinder egg to do it for him. Seemed like a good
> deal at the time.
thats still a good deal.
The tower is grim, and the 8th floor smells of a mixture of kippers and unwashed ladies parts.
> I walked around Willowfield and Woodcroft in the sunshine, was given
> money and alcohol by people for simply doing my job and watched 2
> male dogs trying to sex each other whilst I smoked and laughed.
My girlfriend's Aunt lives in Willowfield. Not the tower though. If I lived there, the first thing I'd do after moving all my stuff up is jump out the window.
10-1 on that tomorrow one of them attempts to rape one of the sales managers...
> Trying to?
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The one underneath kept getting angry and spinning around before climbing up having a go on the other.
Repeat.
Repeat.
It was like a bizarre hairy wrestling match.
> Quite scary, one poor guy is dead.
At least it was a poor guy