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"I successfully out-bored my girlfriend's Dad"

Now I hate to be unkind to the man, because he's a nice bloke...just sometimes he tends to go on about stuff for too long. I'm sitting round his house, abusing his broadband via the network he set up for me, and doing unmentionable stuff to his daughter, so I probably appear as a right to$$er for this, but today he was boring me a tad to much, so I tried it on him and it worked! The topic in question was pop-up blockers, but I successfully got it onto table lamps, and continued on and on about a lamp we have at home, until he eventually got up to make a cup of tea and left me alone! Hurrah for me, and my lamp.

monkey_man wrote:
> It's lovely. It first came into my family in 1876...

Wow. I sure wish I had a nice lamp to call my own...

Reminds me of a Loaded sketch - "My Gay Lamp".

"What is it? Why are you being so distant with me?? It's that lamp, isn't it? You're sleeping with it, aren't you?? ANSWER ME!!"

etc.

It's lovely. It first came into my family in 1876...

Is it a nice lamp?

Now I hate to be unkind to the man, because he's a nice bloke...just sometimes he tends to go on about stuff for too long. I'm sitting round his house, abusing his broadband via the network he set up for me, and doing unmentionable stuff to his daughter, so I probably appear as a right to$$er for this, but today he was boring me a tad to much, so I tried it on him and it worked! The topic in question was pop-up blockers, but I successfully got it onto table lamps, and continued on and on about a lamp we have at home, until he eventually got up to make a cup of tea and left me alone! Hurrah for me, and my lamp.