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"I successfully out-bored my girlfriend's Dad"

Now I hate to be unkind to the man, because he's a nice bloke...just sometimes he tends to go on about stuff for too long. I'm sitting round his house, abusing his broadband via the network he set up for me, and doing unmentionable stuff to his daughter, so I probably appear as a right to$$er for this, but today he was boring me a tad to much, so I tried it on him and it worked! The topic in question was pop-up blockers, but I successfully got it onto table lamps, and continued on and on about a lamp we have at home, until he eventually got up to make a cup of tea and left me alone! Hurrah for me, and my lamp.

Or that he's happy with her here and now and knows that he can't see into the future.

He didn't say he didn't want to spend his life with her, he said he didn't want to marry her. Very different things.

monkey_man wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> "You're not marrying him."
>
> I don't want to marry her.


Why are you with her then? Or do you not know whether you want to marry her or not?

Things seem strange to me, to be with someone you don't ever want to spend your life with. Of course it's different if you don't [/I]know[/I] whether you want to marry her yet...

Now he knows who he can get to proof-read his forty-thousand word thesis on the history of tabletop lighting.

Mission Status:FAILED

*Forwards webpage to aforementioned Father*

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> "You're not marrying him."

I don't want to marry her.

This made me laugh, you crafty devil.

Skill, MM.

"I successfully out-whored my girlfriend's Dad"

"I successfully out-boned my girlfriend's Dad "

I'm shocked and appauled that no-one beat me to it.
Shame on you all.