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"I successfully out-bored my girlfriend's Dad"

Now I hate to be unkind to the man, because he's a nice bloke...just sometimes he tends to go on about stuff for too long. I'm sitting round his house, abusing his broadband via the network he set up for me, and doing unmentionable stuff to his daughter, so I probably appear as a right to$$er for this, but today he was boring me a tad to much, so I tried it on him and it worked! The topic in question was pop-up blockers, but I successfully got it onto table lamps, and continued on and on about a lamp we have at home, until he eventually got up to make a cup of tea and left me alone! Hurrah for me, and my lamp.

Puddin' wrote:
> What if your partner REALLY wanted to get married..would you
> do it then?

You can't put a price on your own beliefs. Luckily she'd rather have a pool too.

Puddin' wrote:
> So are you never going to get married? Just because of the religious
> aspect?


UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

What, you mean you're not going to authorise a nuclear strike, JUST because it'll kill a few million people?

What, you mean you're not going to stab yourself, JUST because it hurts like hell and has no positives whatsoever?



Jesus. If I were a smoker I'd be on 50 a day after reading these kind of posts.

monkey_man wrote:
> Blimey, all this interes**t in my situation.
>
> I don't believe in marriage, the vows, any of that sh*t. It all
> s**tems from religious ceremony, which I want nothing to do with.
> Being married doesn't determine whether you cheat on someone or not,
> and I'm fully dedicated to my partner.
>
> Besides, the average wedding these days cos**ts the same as a swimming
> pool, and given the option...


So are you never going to get married? Jus**t because of the religious aspect?
What if your partner REALLY wanted to get married..would you do it then?


I decided las**t night that i don't want kids..

Actually, I can float pretty well on my back, but it all starts to go a bit Pete Tong if I move my limbs.

Floating face-down is kinda like swimming...swimming with God. If he exists maybe perhaps...

I can't swim, so I'd blow the money on, erm, something else.

I agree: marriage is mostly pointless - the only reason I'd ever consider it is if I was going to be a dad, and seeing as I can't have kids ...

Blimey, all this interes**t in my situation.

I don't believe in marriage, the vows, any of that sh*t. It all s**tems from religious ceremony, which I want nothing to do with. Being married doesn't determine whether you cheat on someone or not, and I'm fully dedicated to my partner.

Besides, the average wedding these days cos**ts the same as a swimming pool, and given the option...

...

Strafio wrote:
> Or that he's happy with her here and now and knows that he can't see
> into the future.

His wants have nothing to do with being able to accurately predict the future.

Sucks..