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"I successfully out-bored my girlfriend's Dad"

Now I hate to be unkind to the man, because he's a nice bloke...just sometimes he tends to go on about stuff for too long. I'm sitting round his house, abusing his broadband via the network he set up for me, and doing unmentionable stuff to his daughter, so I probably appear as a right to$$er for this, but today he was boring me a tad to much, so I tried it on him and it worked! The topic in question was pop-up blockers, but I successfully got it onto table lamps, and continued on and on about a lamp we have at home, until he eventually got up to make a cup of tea and left me alone! Hurrah for me, and my lamp.

Floating face-down is kinda like swimming...swimming with God. If he exists maybe perhaps...

Actually, I can float pretty well on my back, but it all starts to go a bit Pete Tong if I move my limbs.

monkey_man wrote:
> Blimey, all this interes**t in my situation.
>
> I don't believe in marriage, the vows, any of that sh*t. It all
> s**tems from religious ceremony, which I want nothing to do with.
> Being married doesn't determine whether you cheat on someone or not,
> and I'm fully dedicated to my partner.
>
> Besides, the average wedding these days cos**ts the same as a swimming
> pool, and given the option...


So are you never going to get married? Jus**t because of the religious aspect?
What if your partner REALLY wanted to get married..would you do it then?


I decided las**t night that i don't want kids..

Puddin' wrote:
> So are you never going to get married? Just because of the religious
> aspect?


UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

What, you mean you're not going to authorise a nuclear strike, JUST because it'll kill a few million people?

What, you mean you're not going to stab yourself, JUST because it hurts like hell and has no positives whatsoever?



Jesus. If I were a smoker I'd be on 50 a day after reading these kind of posts.

Puddin' wrote:
> What if your partner REALLY wanted to get married..would you
> do it then?

You can't put a price on your own beliefs. Luckily she'd rather have a pool too.

Puddin' wrote:
> I decided last night that i don't want kids..

Thank the Lord.

And it sounds as if you put a lot of thought into it.
But hey, don't take this as if I'm trying to dissuade you. I think your choice is perhaps best for mankind.

unmentionable stuff to his daughter. You know when you say this don't you mean your sister and what kind of stuff.

I'm never going to get married.

Not that anybody would want to spend their life with me anyway, apart from me. I love me.

Blank wrote:
> Puddin' wrote:
> So are you never going to get married? Just because of the religious
> aspect?
>
>
> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>
> What, you mean you're not going to authorise a nuclear strike, JUST
> because it'll kill a few million people?
>
> What, you mean you're not going to stab yourself, JUST because it
> hurts like hell and has no positives whatsoever?
>
>
>
> Jesus. If I were a smoker I'd be on 50 a day after reading these kind
> of posts.


Why you got to reply to all my posts, even when i'm not talking to you?

If I bother you that much why don't you just ignore me. and maybe you should start smoking, y'know, shorten your life a bit?? Just a thought

Nice one, Darling.