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"I'm drunk"

Well I don't normally drink but in work we';ve got a decent guy as our trainer, and being his birtyhdauy, I went out with the lads and had a few to frink.

Frst of all I found out that one of the guys did something he should'nt have into some tissue and threw it at toehrs staff in the office.

Glad that was before I stated there.

hen he said that we werte the best group he'd even trained and that we were the best at choaching the other staff along. Was a bit of a gropupd huddle thing which was rather amusing.

When I popped to the bofs, there was some bloke handing out soap and towels, - wel I hadn't houbhgt the first roudn so I din't have change so I legged it out before he could say owt.

Then we got onto the typical laddish inda thing. "Who in the office do you fancy"

I din't need to give m t ansquwr, they guessed right...to which my face glew bright red.

I'm cdreading monday now, who knows what'll be said...

now I'm home and am ratjher all over the place.

Twas a rawther random unplanned night...but twas good;.

gaybys wrote:
> Pandaemonium wrote:
> Looks a bit fake to me.
>
> Of course it's fake - he's managed to completely sober up in 20
> minutes, having found the cure for drunkeness in the process!

Hehehhe, of course. Right , just managed to sort out my hardware firewall. Off to chuck stuff at people.

Edgy wrote:
> Really?

Yes. It's to do with how your body processes the alcohol.
Eating something isn't going to make it magically disappear from your bloodstream.

Laugh all you like - who gives a crtap.

After all, I've enjoyed mtyself whilst you're all sat therie criticising me.

Wow. So cool.

Edgy wrote:
> Wow. So cool.

Yeah, I'm listening to my Avril Lavigne as we speak.

gerbil man wrote:
> Edgy, please leave.
>
> You liarn.

Ok...wait, yhou're a noob - you leave.

You didn't ahve to enter this topic.

gerbil man wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> Wow. So cool.
>
> Yeah, I'm listening to my Avril Lavigne as we speak.

And@?

Edgy wrote:
> Ok...wait, yhou're a noob - you leave.

Good logic, gayby.
And how come your typing suddenly got worse again?

Did the effects of your super-sandwich wear off?

Actually guys, let's lay off Edgy a bit, he just has an active imagination.

Eitehr taht or I really have had something to dirnk.

Really think I'd madke it looks so bad if I was faking it?

And secondly, what would be the logfic behind faking it?

Edgy wrote:
> Ok...wait, yhou're a noob - you leave.
>
> You didn't ahve to enter this topic.

Wow, that really hurt man :' {