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"I'm drunk"

Well I don't normally drink but in work we';ve got a decent guy as our trainer, and being his birtyhdauy, I went out with the lads and had a few to frink.

Frst of all I found out that one of the guys did something he should'nt have into some tissue and threw it at toehrs staff in the office.

Glad that was before I stated there.

hen he said that we werte the best group he'd even trained and that we were the best at choaching the other staff along. Was a bit of a gropupd huddle thing which was rather amusing.

When I popped to the bofs, there was some bloke handing out soap and towels, - wel I hadn't houbhgt the first roudn so I din't have change so I legged it out before he could say owt.

Then we got onto the typical laddish inda thing. "Who in the office do you fancy"

I din't need to give m t ansquwr, they guessed right...to which my face glew bright red.

I'm cdreading monday now, who knows what'll be said...

now I'm home and am ratjher all over the place.

Twas a rawther random unplanned night...but twas good;.

Well I don't normally drink but in work we';ve got a decent guy as our trainer, and being his birtyhdauy, I went out with the lads and had a few to frink.

Frst of all I found out that one of the guys did something he should'nt have into some tissue and threw it at toehrs staff in the office.

Glad that was before I stated there.

hen he said that we werte the best group he'd even trained and that we were the best at choaching the other staff along. Was a bit of a gropupd huddle thing which was rather amusing.

When I popped to the bofs, there was some bloke handing out soap and towels, - wel I hadn't houbhgt the first roudn so I din't have change so I legged it out before he could say owt.

Then we got onto the typical laddish inda thing. "Who in the office do you fancy"

I din't need to give m t ansquwr, they guessed right...to which my face glew bright red.

I'm cdreading monday now, who knows what'll be said...

now I'm home and am ratjher all over the place.

Twas a rawther random unplanned night...but twas good;.

QUE? Papa chulo.

You lightweight alcoholic.

You're such a retard, Edgy.

Yeah I know - for everony can type properly with a clear hed when the'yre dfrunk.

I toooo arm ratjer smashew.

Either that me keyboard is goobered.

I won GAD for a drunken rant once, I think. Aim higher, rant madly

prorbably bothj in my case.

And I'm starting work at 10, maybe I should get drunk too, might make the time more enjoyable.

"Today at 7.59PM"

What a great 'night out' it must have been.