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"I'm drunk"

Well I don't normally drink but in work we';ve got a decent guy as our trainer, and being his birtyhdauy, I went out with the lads and had a few to frink.

Frst of all I found out that one of the guys did something he should'nt have into some tissue and threw it at toehrs staff in the office.

Glad that was before I stated there.

hen he said that we werte the best group he'd even trained and that we were the best at choaching the other staff along. Was a bit of a gropupd huddle thing which was rather amusing.

When I popped to the bofs, there was some bloke handing out soap and towels, - wel I hadn't houbhgt the first roudn so I din't have change so I legged it out before he could say owt.

Then we got onto the typical laddish inda thing. "Who in the office do you fancy"

I din't need to give m t ansquwr, they guessed right...to which my face glew bright red.

I'm cdreading monday now, who knows what'll be said...

now I'm home and am ratjher all over the place.

Twas a rawther random unplanned night...but twas good;.

gerbil man wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> Heh - you ain't seen me to know my size, and secondly, you're
> criticising someone one a friday night who's actually gone out.
>
> And back in time for The Simpsons.

Reaklly, I thought that was on at six?

Looks a bit fake to me. Having said that, I AM drunk.
Can number 6 and counting, quite a bit of whiskey.

Edgy wrote:
> Aye, I've had something to eat since I've come home - left to drink
> with an empty sotomach - meaning quicker drunkedness.

You know, no substance will sober you up; only time. And that is a FACT.
Liar.

Believe me, I wouldn';t lower myself ot typing like a mong if I were sober.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Looks a bit fake to me.

Of course it's fake - he's managed to completely sober up in 20 minutes, having found the cure for drunkeness in the process!

wait wait wait...Im pefekly cakable, 1, uhhh...little help?

gaybys wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> Aye, I've had something to eat since I've come home - left to drink
> with an empty sotomach - meaning quicker drunkedness.
>
> You know, no substance will sober you up; only time. And that is a
> FACT.
> Liar.

Really?

One of my work do's I was light headed after ac ouple pints. I then had food at this work do and managed to completely sober up for a couple hours worth of drinks before I started feeling the effects again.

Liarn.

Just because my typing is a little more accurage, doesn't mean I'm sober - probab;y means I've been sat here too long.

Edgy wrote:
> Just because my typing is a little more accurage, doesn't mean I'm
> sober - probab;y means I've been sat here too long.

I love how it just got worse again.

keep trying. Everyone can keep laughing at you.

Edgy, please leave.

You liarn.