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"I'm drunk"

Well I don't normally drink but in work we';ve got a decent guy as our trainer, and being his birtyhdauy, I went out with the lads and had a few to frink.

Frst of all I found out that one of the guys did something he should'nt have into some tissue and threw it at toehrs staff in the office.

Glad that was before I stated there.

hen he said that we werte the best group he'd even trained and that we were the best at choaching the other staff along. Was a bit of a gropupd huddle thing which was rather amusing.

When I popped to the bofs, there was some bloke handing out soap and towels, - wel I hadn't houbhgt the first roudn so I din't have change so I legged it out before he could say owt.

Then we got onto the typical laddish inda thing. "Who in the office do you fancy"

I din't need to give m t ansquwr, they guessed right...to which my face glew bright red.

I'm cdreading monday now, who knows what'll be said...

now I'm home and am ratjher all over the place.

Twas a rawther random unplanned night...but twas good;.

Edgy wrote:
> Yeah I know - for everony can type properly with a clear hed when
> the'yre dfrunk.
>
>

Only complete losers come on chat forums and say "whooo! look at me typing! and I'm drunk. I'm so great" etc.

And maybe you could do this, cool-ass drunken boy. Use spell check? Maybe that way you won't look like such a fat fart.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> And I'm starting work at 10, maybe I should get drunk too, might make
> the time more enjoyable.

Take a hip flask, that way you can drink AND get paid for it.

Too much lemonade for you.

gerbil man wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> Yeah I know - for everony can type properly with a clear hed when
> the'yre dfrunk.
>
>
>
> Only complete losers come on chat forums and say "whooo! look at
> me typing! and I'm drunk. I'm so great" etc.
>
> And maybe you could do this, cool-ass drunken boy. Use spell check?
> Maybe that way you won't look like such a fat fart.

Heh - you ain't seen me to know my size, and secondly, you're criticising someone one a friday night who's actually gone out.

Ha!

Secondly, so what I'm back rather early - the guy who's birhday it is started at noon.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLUE M&MS



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Edgy wrote:
> Heh - you ain't seen me to know my size, and secondly, you're
> criticising someone one a friday night who's actually gone out.
>
> Ha!

What's wrong with not going out?
Hmmm?

And how do you know he isn't going to go out at a more conventional time, like 10pm or so? Eh?

Edgy wrote:
> Secondly, so what I'm back rather early - the guy who's birhday it is
> started at noon.

heh..it looks like hes a pikey

Your typing seemed 100% better in that last post.

Edgy wrote:
> Heh - you ain't seen me to know my size, and secondly, you're
> criticising someone one a friday night who's actually gone out.

And back in time for The Simpsons.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Your typing seemed 100% better in that last post.

Aye, I've had something to eat since I've come home - left to drink with an empty sotomach - meaning quicker drunkedness.