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"I'm drunk"

Well I don't normally drink but in work we';ve got a decent guy as our trainer, and being his birtyhdauy, I went out with the lads and had a few to frink.

Frst of all I found out that one of the guys did something he should'nt have into some tissue and threw it at toehrs staff in the office.

Glad that was before I stated there.

hen he said that we werte the best group he'd even trained and that we were the best at choaching the other staff along. Was a bit of a gropupd huddle thing which was rather amusing.

When I popped to the bofs, there was some bloke handing out soap and towels, - wel I hadn't houbhgt the first roudn so I din't have change so I legged it out before he could say owt.

Then we got onto the typical laddish inda thing. "Who in the office do you fancy"

I din't need to give m t ansquwr, they guessed right...to which my face glew bright red.

I'm cdreading monday now, who knows what'll be said...

now I'm home and am ratjher all over the place.

Twas a rawther random unplanned night...but twas good;.

I wouldn't feel old if I were you Snuggly. The guy who's birthday it was is 41.

is 'glew' actually a word? it is now.

It's topics like this that make me feel really old.

HEY GUYS. LETS ALL GO SHOOTS SOME PIDGEONS TOGETHER!

Edgy wrote:
> I don't need to act.
>
> A also don't need to pretend I'bm better tahn anyone else.
>
> I don't have a complex.

Please, watch Dylan Moran. In that state, you'll love him.

I don't need to act.

A also don't need to pretend I'bm better tahn anyone else.

I don't have a complex.

I don't want tales of your buxxing, thanks.

Stop trying to act cool, Edgy.

Like it was meatnt to?

I don't get a buxx out of attempting to insult people.

Edgy wrote:
> Ok...wait, yhou're a noob - you leave.
>
> You didn't ahve to enter this topic.

Wow, that really hurt man :' {