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Another Joke Thread and yet again, I make this from boredom.

Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)

avoid the short ones..they aren't very good

I'll start off:
oh cr@p I've lost my joke book.

Ohwell.......

Whatz da smartezt thing to come out of a blondez mouth?
-Einstein'z d*ck

Whatz da diff between a Caddilac and ten dead babies?
-I dont have a Caddilac in my garage...

What has four wheels, red, and squealz?
-Busload of babies on fire...

thats all i got...so tired...

Seeing as the jokes seem to have stopped.

Two piles of sick are on the pavement next to each other.

The first pile of sick sas to the second pile of sick, "Look at you, you're all untidy and scruffy, just a total mess. An absoultely disgraceful pile of sick. Not a maginificent pile of sick like me."

The second pile of sick thjinks about this for a moment, before replying, "I can't help it, it's the way I was brought up".

Fair enough.

Emmmmm.....no.

Go away, you dweeb.

Super Kev wrote:
> *punches Squall in the face*

Through a computer?

What are you going on about? Do you even know what you are saying? I can see, in this case, that care in community just isn't working. Time for your medication, open wide...

*punches Squall in the face*

Yeah, my mum named me Squall when i was born, sure.

And yeah, we named you Super Kev, sure.

Squall wrote:
> And then the horse turns around and kicks you in the balls.

No it doesn't. Its to busy engauging in sexual activities with someone called Squall.

Super Kev wrote:
> A horse (ruud van nist) walks into a bar & the bar man says
> "Why the long face?"

And then the horse turns around and kicks you in the balls.