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Another Joke Thread and yet again, I make this from boredom.

Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)

avoid the short ones..they aren't very good

I'll start off:
oh cr@p I've lost my joke book.

Ohwell.......

What's white1 and wears checked trousers?
Rupert the fridge.




1 Or silver

Soul101 wrote:
> What's white and sits in a tree?
> A fridge.

My fridge is silver.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?


Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you get hanging from tree's?

Sore arms.

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out burning grassland.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

What's white and hangs from a tree?
A bunch of milk.

What's white and sits in a tree?
A fridge.

What's black and roams the desert?
A herd of Marmite

What is green and brown, has 4 legs, and will kill u if it falls out of the tree?
A snooker table.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.

I love bad jokes

what do you call a rose with no thorns?









a rose with no thorns!


*boom boom ching*

ßulle†† wrote:
> A girl came skipping home from school one day.
> "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and
> all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See?
> 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
> Very good, said her Mother.
> Is it because I'm blonde? "Yes, it's because your blonde,"
> said the Mommy.
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school. " Mommy,
> Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all
> all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See?
> A,B,C,D,E,F,G!
> "Very Good," said her Mother.
> Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?
> "Yes it's because your blond!
> The following day the girl came skipping home from school.
> "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class
> today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but
> I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of
> 36C's.
> "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
> "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
> "No Honey, it's because you're 24."

one of the best jokes ive ever heard!

one day this man and a green donkey walked past a monastry and blew it up , then 10 years later they walked past it again and blew it up again so the monks decided to take 20 years to build the new one because they wanted it to be stronger than the one before , but then they came along again and blew it up so the monks took 30 years to build it this time but then 30 years later the man and the green donkey blew it up again but then the monks decided to take 40 years to build it so it would be stronger then the one before but then then man and the green donkey came back again and blew it up , so the monks took 50 years to build the monastry so it would be stronger then the one before well the man and the green donkey came back again and blew it up so the monk comes out and goes " excuse me why do you keep blowing up my monasrty?" and the man says " i dont know its not my donkey"

yes the man and donkey were really old
so were the monks
its a joke
ha
proper bo

What's worse than our fav tV programmes being pulled off the air?

Urs Meier owning SKY!

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