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Another Joke Thread and yet again, I make this from boredom.

Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)

avoid the short ones..they aren't very good

I'll start off:
oh cr@p I've lost my joke book.

Ohwell.......

A monkey walks into a bar & orders a pint. Barman says "Sorry, not serving you, you're out your tree."

A brain walks into a bar & orders a pint. Barman says "Sorry, not serving you,you're out of your head."

So far Timmargh has the best I think.

I've got an awful one thatmy sister attempted to tell me beofre I told het the punch line.

Why was 6 affraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

So poor...

Did you hear about the girl who got hit by a train?
She was chuffed to bits.

Did you here about the guy who drowned in his bowl of musley? He was pulled in by a strong current.

I was in class when someone told me this and I burst out laughing...it may not be funny to you but to me it was bloody hilarious!

JFH wrote:
> Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
>
> Because it got its braces stuck to the fence post.

do you hate chickens

[URL]http://timmargh.net/jokes/[/URL]

I punched a hooker once.

That was funny.

My teacher called Miss mycrackin has a son called Phil and I then relised that he has the one of the worst surnames. So the next day I said,"don't you relise anything about your name?" and he said,"no," and then I said," say it slowly," and he said,"Phil-my-crack-in," and then I said,"you are a very troubled child."

Whitestripes X wrote:
> At least the only things that expel liquid from my face are my eyes.

Lucky bas, I hate having a runny nose and flem stuck to the back of my throat requiring a good spitting.

:-(


What do you call a woman with a penis?
A man.

That's funny. hahahaha.