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"I feel like I'm dying."

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It feels like something's biting my stomach and won't let go.
And I only took 5 paracetamol because I didn't think my body was as hardcore as Whitestripes'.

Help?

aaaaarrrghhhhhh

Bacteria aren't enzymes.

Merm wrote:
> l33t wrote:
> Drink something with lots of stomach enzymes in to speed up the
> reaction.
>
> For example....?

Get some actimel, that have good stomach bacteria in.

Eat toothpaste.

Like fracturing your wrist, like I did on a Sunday a few weeks back. It works in the long term too, with appointments for the hospital being made during school.

You know, when I was back in school and I wanted a day off, I just did the old trick of telling my mum I didn't feel well enough. Amazingly effective.

l33t wrote:
> Drink something with lots of stomach enzymes in to speed up the
> reaction.

For example....?

It's only 4 paracetamol over the recommended amount.

Hardly worth calling the doctor about. Suck it up and take the pain like a man you big girl.

Surely there's simpler ways of skipping school though?

Drink something with lots of stomach enzymes in to speed up the reaction.

cookie monster wrote:
> Anadin extra targets the SITE of pain.

FAST

The Hibernator wrote:
> Idiot, painkillers plus painkillers are just gonna make you worse. See
> a doctor.

You're a friggin' genius, laddo.