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"I feel like I'm dying."

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It feels like something's biting my stomach and won't let go.
And I only took 5 paracetamol because I didn't think my body was as hardcore as Whitestripes'.

Help?

aaaaarrrghhhhhh

i'munn wrote:
> Pssht, if they make me go, I go into school and lounge about all
> "uuhh, I'm sick" then the teachers send me home.
>
> It takes about 2hours longer, but is 4 times more effective.

But then I would have been at school, and they would have said "Where's your coursework?"

Do you see?

Merm wrote:
> My parent's don't let me off with things like that. I have to
> actually look sick or they make me go. The paracetamol trick seemed
> like a good way of doing it, but now I feel like ass :' {.

Now I actually pity you, for once you're showing your human side. Maybe you should confess the painkiller trick to your softest parent.

l33t wrote:
> Paracetimol contains harmful bacteria yes

Stop dropping it on the FLOOR before you put it into your MOUTH.

Whitestripes X wrote:
> froot wrote:
> l33t wrote:
> Well, its basic science, the good bacteria will fight the bad
> bacteria(that is causing the pain) and thereby easing/stoping the
> pain.
>
> I guess the paracetimol turned into bad bacteria.
>
> Got to watch out for that.
>
> All you need to do is reverse the polarity of your blood.

Or put a giant magnet at one side of your bed.

l33t wrote:
> Paracetimol contains harmful bacteria yes

What!
I'm calling the Feds!

Merm wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> You know, when I was back in school and I wanted a day off, I just
> did
> the old trick of telling my mum I didn't feel well enough. Amazingly
> effective.
>
> My parent's don't let me off with things like that. I have to
> actually look sick or they make me go. The paracetamol trick seemed
> like a good way of doing it, but now I feel like ass :' {.

Pssht, if they make me go, I go into school and lounge about all "uuhh, I'm sick" then the teachers send me home.

It takes about 2hours longer, but is 4 times more effective.

froot wrote:
> l33t wrote:
> Well, its basic science, the good bacteria will fight the bad
> bacteria(that is causing the pain) and thereby easing/stoping the
> pain.
>
> I guess the paracetimol turned into bad bacteria.
>
> Got to watch out for that.

All you need to do is reverse the polarity of your blood.

froot wrote:

> I guess the paracetimol turned into bad bacteria.
>
> Got to watch out for that.

Paracetimol contains harmful bacteria yes

l33t wrote:
> Well, its basic science, the good bacteria will fight the bad
> bacteria(that is causing the pain) and thereby easing/stoping the
> pain.

I guess the paracetimol turned into bad bacteria.

Got to watch out for that.

l33t wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> How do the bacteria fight it and stop the pain?
>
> Well, its basic science, the good bacteria will fight the bad
> bacteria(that is causing the pain) and thereby easing/stoping the
> pain.

Ah yes, that old trick.

They never see it coming.