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"I feel like I'm dying."

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It feels like something's biting my stomach and won't let go.
And I only took 5 paracetamol because I didn't think my body was as hardcore as Whitestripes'.

Help?

aaaaarrrghhhhhh

Any more painkillers, and you'll be throwing up all night. You won't even be able to keep down water. Now you go the rest of the evening with that familiar acid taste in the back of your throat.

No.

I wish I could take painkillers.

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Feel better?

Merm wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> Pssshttt, if you go in "sick", just say, "I feel
> sick"
> They'll say "go to the office"
> You go to the office
> They say "Go back and get a green slip from your teacher (to
> explain why you're sick"
> Your teacher says "I don't have any, go get me some"
> They give you them.
> You go back. And then back again.
> And then you go home.
>
> That isn't how it works here.
>
> "I feel sick"
> "Go to the nurse"
> You go to the nurse
> "Have a rest there for 15 minutes. Now go to class."
> "Damn."

Collapse on the stairs on the way back.

I just puked.

Merm wrote:
> That isn't how it works here.
>
> "I feel sick"
> "Go to the nurse"
> You go to the nurse
> "Have a rest there for 15 minutes. Now go to class."
> "Damn."

LOL. Better than ours. We had to do all the green slip thingy, wait in the office for a while, and every five minutes they'd turn around and say "Are you well enough to go back to class?"

"No" just wasn't an answer to them.

i'munn wrote:
> Pssshttt, if you go in "sick", just say, "I feel
> sick"
> They'll say "go to the office"
> You go to the office
> They say "Go back and get a green slip from your teacher (to
> explain why you're sick"
> Your teacher says "I don't have any, go get me some"
> They give you them.
> You go back. And then back again.
> And then you go home.

That isn't how it works here.

"I feel sick"
"Go to the nurse"
You go to the nurse
"Have a rest there for 15 minutes. Now go to class."
"Damn."

I remember when I got a concussion in high school. Never a pleasant experience for anyone who's had one. The b@st@rds refused to send me home.

Merm wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> Pssht, if they make me go, I go into school and lounge about all
> "uuhh, I'm sick" then the teachers send me home.
>
> It takes about 2hours longer, but is 4 times more effective.
>
> But then I would have been at school, and they would have said
> "Where's your coursework?"
>
> Do you see?

Pssshttt, if you go in "sick", just say, "I feel sick"
They'll say "go to the office"
You go to the office
They say "Go back and get a green slip from your teacher (to explain why you're sick"
Your teacher says "I don't have any, go get me some"
They give you them.
You go back. And then back again.
And then you go home.

Or you just don't go to that class.
I was actually sick that time as well.

Someone told me once that paracetamol contained harmful bacteria. But I told him not to worry, before I put anything in my mouth I give it a could scrub with some turps.