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"Console Wars - who is the best?"

I couldn't think up a title so I used the example provided.


Umm. So, is Console Wars a contest of some kind? Do I have to console people?

Alright, here goes: There, there. Turn that frown upside down.




Do I win a prize?

I meant the application process really. Any tips?

Tanoy. You freak.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Quit ass-raping yourself, you FUCKEDUPLITTLEFREAK!


Ass-raping myself is actually a viable possibility in my case, sadly. So watch your tongue, as you may accidentally say something which I find quite offensive.

Whitestripes DX wrote:

> I'm applying for medicine this year, how hard did you find it?


Well, I haven't started yet, it's still my Freshers week. But from the looks of it, Medicine is jam-packed full of Asians with glasses and the exact same faces and haircuts and lack of hairstyles.

Quit ass-raping yourself, you FUCKEDUPLITTLEFREAK!

Chad Niga wrote:
> Keep them coming, please.


Was that a s3xual reference to my g3nitalia? In which case, they don't 'both' come: neither does. So go ahead and laugh at my lack of virility.

So do you have a penis and breasts or what?


I'm applying for medicine this year, how hard did you find it?

The Hibernator wrote:
> I wish I was going out tonight. But I said "NO!" - now I'm
> stuck on this thread for probably most of the evening.


I don't mind. I like you, in a Busby Brown sort of way. Actually, you remind me of my cat: it won't stop pooing over itself.

Keep them coming, please.

Very_Metal wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
>
> Well, how's this for a plot twist: I really am a hermaph.
>
> well then may i be the first to tell you to go f**k yourself.


Hah. I never heard that one before. Well done, you small-minded child, well done indeed. Watch me, as I clap patronisingly slow:


Clap.....clap....clap.