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"The Stare"

So these kids were playing football outside, when one of these extremely untalented kids landed the ball smack on the front wall of my house. They edged around the place, deciding who should dare enter my den of a garden. One of them summonded up the courage, to which he recived a mighty stare. They're not suprisingly playing somewhere else now.

If you mined your garden, Saggy, would you still leave the magnet in the driveway?

Mine your entire garden, get drunk and then invite your friends round for a game of twister.

I used to have this problem, until I had .50 calibre fully automatic belt fed heavy machine drone guns, complete with fully adjustable tripods, fitted to my garden.

Some nights I am woken up as yet another unfortunate cat is caught in the infra-red tracking sensors, and hell is unleashed.

Or a hypno-toad from "Futurama".

you want yourself one of them mexican staring frogs of southern sri lanka.

For allyour invader stabbing bragging to your mates about killing an inquisitive visitor needs.

For everything else, there's mastercard.

Lol

©H®I§ wrote:
> And then there would be the lengthy time in prison after wards.

Prison Time: 7 years.
Bail: £100
Knowing that you stabbed that kid for going in your back garden: Priceless.

No, I suppose not.

Heh, surely your mother can't be that bad.