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"The Stare"

So these kids were playing football outside, when one of these extremely untalented kids landed the ball smack on the front wall of my house. They edged around the place, deciding who should dare enter my den of a garden. One of them summonded up the courage, to which he recived a mighty stare. They're not suprisingly playing somewhere else now.

the sagacious one wrote:
> I wonder if the story will be called: Invaders from Uranus- rings of
> fire?

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Hahaha

They're kids, not stupid. They'd probably call the rosses and get you sent to a mental asylum.

Stare? I'd have gone out half naked with a tomato ketchup stained vest on - taking the role of a Hunchbacked lunatic whilst drooling and talking with a deep voice - I may even wield a pitch fork if time permits.

"Get off my land you filthy animal"

I can just picture it - the fear I would spark up on those kids.

I wonder if the story will be called: Invaders from Uranus- rings of fire?

I bet thinking up new aliens for Dr. Who is a right pain in the arrse.

Great news: my Grandad sent a picture of his mutant hemorrhoids to BBC Wales and they've decided to use them in the new series of Dr Who.

Mystique wrote:
> *Screams like the cliché screaming laydee in those horror
> films..like The Blob..or Godzilla*
>
>
> Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

You know, I did start a film cliche thread in the movie forum. So far it's proved to be as popular as a fart in a wetsuit.

*Screams like the cliché screaming laydee in those horror films..like The Blob..or Godzilla*


Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Too late! His hemorrhoids have mutated. They have become sentient beings intent on the rectal destruction of all mankind. Of course I could have killed them before they escaped and bred but that would have made me worse than they are.

I hope my morality will provide a balm of soothing comfort to all who shall know the itch of the Rrhoids.

Ah.

Well, now would be a good time to read the small print.