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In year 9, while waiting for art class to begin, a group of boys descended on a kid called James Paye, who was always getting picked on.
They lifted him up in front of a large piece of some kind of board that was on the wall, and used a staple gun to staple the edges of his clothes to the board. He was stuck to the wall two feet off the ground for about 15 minutes.
Also in year 10, while I was in the creative arts block with some other people, this stupid little year 8 moron started giving us some lip. So Anthony Whymark grabbed him, picked up a big real of gaffa tape and taped his entire head up so he looked like a mummy.
That Anthony also got a refferal from the head of lower school (Yr 7-11) for calling the can machine Jewish after it swallowed his money without spitting out a drink.
Beat that.
They lifted him up in front of a large piece of some kind of board that was on the wall, and used a staple gun to staple the edges of his clothes to the board. He was stuck to the wall two feet off the ground for about 15 minutes.
Also in year 10, while I was in the creative arts block with some other people, this stupid little year 8 moron started giving us some lip. So Anthony Whymark grabbed him, picked up a big real of gaffa tape and taped his entire head up so he looked like a mummy.
That Anthony also got a refferal from the head of lower school (Yr 7-11) for calling the can machine Jewish after it swallowed his money without spitting out a drink.
Beat that.
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Hahaha reminds me of when me and a couple of mates used to always steal lighters off the "hardboy" smokers.
Dakarus Joe wrote:
This knocked him out for about 15 minutes when he woke up he
> was in hte girls toilets on a toilet seat.
:D
It's even better when you realise the kid could have been seriously hurt and no one though to inform a teacher.
When I was in year 11 some chav scum year 8 was running around shoving his mobile phone in people's faces and taking pictures. When he came up to me and stretched out his arm I kicked him in the nuts and dropped the phone down a drain pipe.
Turns out he'd stolen it from someone else so he never reported it.
This knocked him out for about 15 minutes when he woke up he
> was in hte girls toilets on a toilet seat.
:D
It's even better when you realise the kid could have been seriously hurt and no one though to inform a teacher.
When I was in year 11 some chav scum year 8 was running around shoving his mobile phone in people's faces and taking pictures. When he came up to me and stretched out his arm I kicked him in the nuts and dropped the phone down a drain pipe.
Turns out he'd stolen it from someone else so he never reported it.
Actually most teachers call him Tony when they call the register.
Big gangs of kids used to stage ambushes on this fat guy with a twitch (who probably still lives with his mum) who pushed the trolley of snacks across the school. They'd surround him in an angry mob stylee and grab as much stuff as they could when he wans't looking in their direction.
Big gangs of kids used to stage ambushes on this fat guy with a twitch (who probably still lives with his mum) who pushed the trolley of snacks across the school. They'd surround him in an angry mob stylee and grab as much stuff as they could when he wans't looking in their direction.
The second one is brilliant. Once a year 9 started giving a year 10 some lip so there year 10 bashed his head against a wall and as the year 9 retreated whilest mouthing some some sort of taunt he ran inot a pole. This knocked him out for about 15 minutes when he woke up he was in hte girls toilets on a toilet seat.
Aahhaha.
School stories are the best and most believable.
School stories are the best and most believable.
We locked a kid INSIDE the drinks machine.
Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Anthony Whymark
Best name ever. When calling out the register:
"Anthony Whymark?"
"It's not Mark, it's Anthony"
> Anthony Whymark
Best name ever. When calling out the register:
"Anthony Whymark?"
"It's not Mark, it's Anthony"
Heh, heh and HEH.
Two boys decided to stage a 'half monty' in a contest thingy in my old junior school ages ago.
It consisted of flapping their T-shirts up and down and wearing shorts.
Two boys decided to stage a 'half monty' in a contest thingy in my old junior school ages ago.
It consisted of flapping their T-shirts up and down and wearing shorts.
The chess club in my school got replaced by a Magic: The Gathering club.
In year 9, while waiting for art class to begin, a group of boys descended on a kid called James Paye, who was always getting picked on.
They lifted him up in front of a large piece of some kind of board that was on the wall, and used a staple gun to staple the edges of his clothes to the board. He was stuck to the wall two feet off the ground for about 15 minutes.
Also in year 10, while I was in the creative arts block with some other people, this stupid little year 8 moron started giving us some lip. So Anthony Whymark grabbed him, picked up a big real of gaffa tape and taped his entire head up so he looked like a mummy.
That Anthony also got a refferal from the head of lower school (Yr 7-11) for calling the can machine Jewish after it swallowed his money without spitting out a drink.
Beat that.
They lifted him up in front of a large piece of some kind of board that was on the wall, and used a staple gun to staple the edges of his clothes to the board. He was stuck to the wall two feet off the ground for about 15 minutes.
Also in year 10, while I was in the creative arts block with some other people, this stupid little year 8 moron started giving us some lip. So Anthony Whymark grabbed him, picked up a big real of gaffa tape and taped his entire head up so he looked like a mummy.
That Anthony also got a refferal from the head of lower school (Yr 7-11) for calling the can machine Jewish after it swallowed his money without spitting out a drink.
Beat that.
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