Viewing Thread:
"My school has the best stories"

In year 9, while waiting for art class to begin, a group of boys descended on a kid called James Paye, who was always getting picked on.

They lifted him up in front of a large piece of some kind of board that was on the wall, and used a staple gun to staple the edges of his clothes to the board. He was stuck to the wall two feet off the ground for about 15 minutes.


Also in year 10, while I was in the creative arts block with some other people, this stupid little year 8 moron started giving us some lip. So Anthony Whymark grabbed him, picked up a big real of gaffa tape and taped his entire head up so he looked like a mummy.

That Anthony also got a refferal from the head of lower school (Yr 7-11) for calling the can machine Jewish after it swallowed his money without spitting out a drink.



Beat that.

Cyclone wrote:
> Maths teacher went insane.
>
> Seriously.
>
> And taped a kid to a post outside the science block. He was
> surrounded by the whole year. Twas harsh, but he was like a blooming
> chrysalis. I took no part, honest.

What did the kid do, to get taped to the post. Why didnt anyone go surely we should get a teacher? Or did they and someones response was, yeh but in a bit.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Foszy wrote:
> or were
> wondering what the hell had just happened.
>
> Was the lowest intelligence band being taught or something?
>
> I can't imagine it was particulary hard to realise he'd just fallen
> through the roof.

Yeh i know but you know what its like, the rumours get bigger and bigger the further away from the scene. Besides with the crashing noise everyone wanted to see what made it. Twas highly amusing. He got suspended as well bit harsh we all felt.

Maths teacher went insane.

Seriously.

And taped a kid to a post outside the science block. He was surrounded by the whole year. Twas harsh, but he was like a blooming chrysalis. I took no part, honest.

Foszy wrote:
> or were
> wondering what the hell had just happened.

Was the lowest intelligence band being taught or something?

I can't imagine it was particulary hard to realise he'd just fallen through the roof.

LOL some kid was walking on the roofs of my school, there really bad Stryke might have heard of Akeley Woods poor roofing. He was getting a ball when he fell through the roof making a good 6FT gap in the roof in to the class, where it happened the one of the deputy heads was working. Most people were either pi$$ing themselves or were wondering what the hell had just happened.

Herr Dark Wolf wrote:
> it drove him away from the school LOL.

Yes, because it's funny that someone who has worked at their career for years has had to leave their work.

Yeah, hilarious.
Moron.

We got this new Latin teacher who had a really wierd voice and insisted that everytime we had a lesson he would say Salvae (pupils I don't remember the correct word) and we would have to say Salvae Magister. He sounded really strange that everyone in the school started making fun of him, and it drove him away from the school LOL. Also at our school we were not all inside and a few of my friends were inside and they heard a teacher coming and they hid under the stairs, and it was our LAtin teahcer and he was practicing his salvae thingy!

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Mav wrote:
> Wow, I wish I was as cool as you, Whitestripes.
>
> You should make a more realistic goal for yourself, like being as
> cool as Stridman.

Bahahahahha

Pfft.

School was like, so last year.

But we had laughs, I remember when the school had totally repainted one of the boy's toilets, to rid of the vandalism. We soon recitified that with a permanent marker with some mates, a dinner lady quite worringly strolled in and we legged it.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Blank wrote:
> When I was in year 11..
>
> Memorandum! wrote:
> When I was in year 8..
>
>
> Ooo its like Magnolia.

I tried to watch that the other night.
it was sooooooo long. Fell asleep during it.

:(