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In year 9, while waiting for art class to begin, a group of boys descended on a kid called James Paye, who was always getting picked on.
They lifted him up in front of a large piece of some kind of board that was on the wall, and used a staple gun to staple the edges of his clothes to the board. He was stuck to the wall two feet off the ground for about 15 minutes.
Also in year 10, while I was in the creative arts block with some other people, this stupid little year 8 moron started giving us some lip. So Anthony Whymark grabbed him, picked up a big real of gaffa tape and taped his entire head up so he looked like a mummy.
That Anthony also got a refferal from the head of lower school (Yr 7-11) for calling the can machine Jewish after it swallowed his money without spitting out a drink.
Beat that.
They lifted him up in front of a large piece of some kind of board that was on the wall, and used a staple gun to staple the edges of his clothes to the board. He was stuck to the wall two feet off the ground for about 15 minutes.
Also in year 10, while I was in the creative arts block with some other people, this stupid little year 8 moron started giving us some lip. So Anthony Whymark grabbed him, picked up a big real of gaffa tape and taped his entire head up so he looked like a mummy.
That Anthony also got a refferal from the head of lower school (Yr 7-11) for calling the can machine Jewish after it swallowed his money without spitting out a drink.
Beat that.
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Mav wrote:
> Wow, I wish I was as cool as you, Whitestripes.
You should make a more realistic goal for yourself, like being as cool as Stridman.
> Wow, I wish I was as cool as you, Whitestripes.
You should make a more realistic goal for yourself, like being as cool as Stridman.
Wishing isn't going to do you any good.
Wow, I wish I was as cool as you, Whitestripes.
My school's stories mostly centre around Kashmir.
Memorandum! wrote:
> I'm yet to see this rule enforced though.
Hahaha, imagine making one of a group of five walk around on his own.
> I'm yet to see this rule enforced though.
Hahaha, imagine making one of a group of five walk around on his own.
My school has a PA system, and the principal often interrupts class to talk endlessly about really boring things.
One day, he introduced a new rule in this way, the rule:
"Students are not allowed to walk around in groups larger than four".
What a great story.
I'm yet to see this rule enforced though.
One day, he introduced a new rule in this way, the rule:
"Students are not allowed to walk around in groups larger than four".
What a great story.
I'm yet to see this rule enforced though.
Blank wrote:
> When I was in year 11..
Memorandum! wrote:
> When I was in year 8..
Ooo its like Magnolia.
> When I was in year 11..
Memorandum! wrote:
> When I was in year 8..
Ooo its like Magnolia.
Ooooh just remembered another one. We used to have interform quizes (quite lame) but the winning class won a tin of celebrations, but it just happened that the school fatty was in that class. He promptly got mugged by a gang of boys, after a short chase across a playground. Within seconds the playground was empty, and an empty tin rolled across the tarmac. Kinda reminded me of tumbleweed in a Western!
When I was in year 11, I was living in a drain. All of a sudden I hear raised voices and cries of pain then someone drops a fecking camera phone on my groin from height.
Still, I got a camera phone out of it.
Still, I got a camera phone out of it.
We had that too, 7 fire alarms in one day, all false.
There was this other great day in year 9, a student from the school rang in and said they'd planted a bomb. We got to spend the whole day messing around on the field while the whole place was gone over to search for it.
Speaking of bombs, Prince Andrew (I think) visited our school when we opened the new library and IT block. Having bunked PE earlier that day, my PE bag was sitting in the boys toilets. At the end of the day my PE bag was no where to be seen, and the next day I was informed by several people that they had seen it being carried off to 'ground zero' by some police in white suits as they suspected it may have been a bomb.
There was this other great day in year 9, a student from the school rang in and said they'd planted a bomb. We got to spend the whole day messing around on the field while the whole place was gone over to search for it.
Speaking of bombs, Prince Andrew (I think) visited our school when we opened the new library and IT block. Having bunked PE earlier that day, my PE bag was sitting in the boys toilets. At the end of the day my PE bag was no where to be seen, and the next day I was informed by several people that they had seen it being carried off to 'ground zero' by some police in white suits as they suspected it may have been a bomb.
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