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"I have concrete stuck in my teeth"

I've chewed my nails as far as they'll go withstanding pain, and I still can't get it out.

I was smashing the floor earlier with an axe and it kinda got everywhere. I was doing it for a reason too, I'm not psychotic... although I'm not that sure what the reason was. Something to do with a leak.

How's your day been?

Out of everything I did, which ranged from filling the floor of a building with boiling hot oil, to signing important documents covering food health and safety with the name 'Mr Monkey' and mentally destroying a girl called Kerry who we ended up calling 'Trout'... I was finally fired for er, telling the truth.

I gave things away for free, wasn't much, I was asked if I did or not, and morals decided to stand forward, and I kinda got fired. No evidence, just my word. Was a bit crap really.

Oh, I scared the living crap out of kids by making hand puppets from chip-cartons and forcing them to talk to it. Fired for telling the truth, it sucks.

You got any leftover Timmy?

There's a point, can you send hash in the post? Doubt it.

Tim, I've missed you, you wee skamp.

I've not been able to get on SR for ages. Damn NTL. Ta SR for sending me a new link though.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Good on you Timmysir, I'm too lazy to get any more anyway, so I've pretty much given
> it up too. Fun while it lasted.

I've stopped using it for pain relief, but will still use it for recreational purposes.

I've decided to try and live with the pain and am doing quite well at the moment. I've learnt new ways of moving, leaning and reaching that minimise strain and effort - I think it's called the Alexander Technique.


> Damnit, now you've got me thinking of 'where I want to be'TM etc... I really think
> writing songs for a living should be a viable option, shame I can't sing so well.

I started making changes after I'd recovered (physically) from the falling out of bed incident and did quite well for a couple of months. I stalled when it came to the 'moving house' bit and getting rid of the ex Mrs. Timmargh is proving difficult, emotionally and physically.

Trouble is, I'm not very good at opening up to people with regards to my feelings, so I've got a lot bottled up that tends to leak out in bursts now and again.

Still, at least my taste buds have re-awakened after giving up the smoke.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I'm possibly the nicest person in the world at my job but if only they
> could see the thoughts of how I'd like to destroy them all.

I'm the opposite. I think nice thoughts, but I treat all like a fresh globby steaming piece of bird excrement.

So.. what did you actually do?

Hit them with a pole... again?

I once decided to finally unleash my anger on my co-workers, but under the alias of "Dr X".

It's a miracle I lasted as long as I did.

I'm possibly the nicest person in the world at my job but if only they could see the thoughts of how I'd like to destroy them all.

mikelar wrote:
> Can you not wash your mouth out with some sort of concrete dissolving
> acid?

If I had concrete dissolving acid, apart from putting it nowhere near my mouth, I'd start planning a bank job.

Try and see how many patients you can convince are dying. Just play on denial, it'll be easy.

"Oh.. hi.. hey there! You're looking good... you know, considering..."
"Oh, you best check the date on that, I think... but then, I guess it doesn't matter, for you, does it?"
"Shame this month's issues not out till next week..."

etc

Go on, it'd be fun.