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"I have concrete stuck in my teeth"

I've chewed my nails as far as they'll go withstanding pain, and I still can't get it out.

I was smashing the floor earlier with an axe and it kinda got everywhere. I was doing it for a reason too, I'm not psychotic... although I'm not that sure what the reason was. Something to do with a leak.

How's your day been?

The speed limit is 70mph, son.

I wrote bug ger first, but for some reason it's not allowed. It was then just a natural progression, much like milk to cheese.

We had this idea to have the world's first motorway burger van, serving burgers at 80mph up and down the motorway. It probably wouldn't work.

Timmargh wrote:
> I have to be - my family are crap.

You can have my ex if you want. She's cheep and a little used, but still.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> I don't think Tim likes to play rough, Grix

No comment.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Oh, and that's cool Timbo, from my peery little window into your life, you seem like
> a strong little bumhole so hell, keep up the good work.

I have to be - my family are crap.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> strong little bumhole

I don't think Tim likes to play rough, Grix

Haha, I'd love to work with you Grix. Let's set up a fast food place.

We can sell Timmy's muffins.

Oh, and that's cool Timbo, from my peery little window into your life, you seem like a strong little bumhole so hell, keep up the good work.

Now I'm tempted to try and find some seeds and grow them. I miss being intoxicated, beer just doesn't do it for me anymore. Captain Morgan's Rum was quite nice though, smooth as hell with coke.

SHEEPY wrote:
> You got any leftover Timmy?

Yes. It's going into some muffins.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Tim, I've missed you, you wee skamp.

I've hardly been on myself this last week or so.

I haven't missed you though.