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"I have concrete stuck in my teeth"

I've chewed my nails as far as they'll go withstanding pain, and I still can't get it out.

I was smashing the floor earlier with an axe and it kinda got everywhere. I was doing it for a reason too, I'm not psychotic... although I'm not that sure what the reason was. Something to do with a leak.

How's your day been?

It was rather satisfying.

Isn't it rich, aren't we a pair, me at last here on the ground, you in mid-air.

You REALLY like drilling into concrete, huh?

It bounced off the ground when I hit it with an axe, and I happened to be smiling at the time

If you want teenage kicks you should be playing 5-a-side - right Sheepy?

Yeah. Why did you want to do it?

For teenage kicks?

What now, put concrete in my teeth?

Why did you want to do that?

hur hur

In an attempt to ignore my concreted teeth situation, I've decided to become a guitarist. I will wow the world with my fantastic songs (that I've not yet written) and my beautiful melodies (which involve me just playing with the guitar until it sounds nice then going mental with it)

Timmargh, did you know that cannabis can make you paranoid?

Really paranoid.

Yessirreh

Anyone who p###es themselves is just a pale (yellow) imitation of me.

And a chicken with seven testicles? What a load of b####cks.

I had to remove my brain for maintenance a few months ago, I wired a tamagotchi into my head to keep my basic life functions going.

By the time I'd made the switch back I weighed 63 pounds and had evolved into a large, horned chicken with 7 testicles.