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"I have concrete stuck in my teeth"

I've chewed my nails as far as they'll go withstanding pain, and I still can't get it out.

I was smashing the floor earlier with an axe and it kinda got everywhere. I was doing it for a reason too, I'm not psychotic... although I'm not that sure what the reason was. Something to do with a leak.

How's your day been?

I think you should use the axe to get the concrete out of your mouth

Grix Thraves wrote:
> And we have Welsh chocolate, made from the milk of Welsh women.

:S

Things in heat kick hard in my experience. I will have no dribbling mares in my country.

No offence to whoever she is, I really have no clue.

And we have Welsh chocolate, made from the milk of Welsh women.

Don't bother, have Wales.

If you can put up with Darling in heat running through your land dribbling, that is.

Do they have chocolate in Wales?

Nonsense, we'll force a takeover of the Welsh Chocolate Factory and drive the evil capitalist pigs away of what rightfully belongs to the workers.

We've promised to give it back by tea time though.

Why? They'll just prod each other's asses with them? That's a game that can only end in tragedy.

How about you just have a lovely Hard Shoulder of Beef Burger and you be on your way, officer...

Imaginary businesses are fun. I'm going to sell fake weapons to guerillas in Wales tomorrow.

In your imaginary burger business? Bless.

Aww, to be 30-ish again…

We're only keeping up with the public's demand.