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"I'm beginning to like the Olympics."

It's excellent, like a live version of Auntie's Sporting Bloomers. So far 'Great' Britain has managed to lose nearly every event, except for the badminton, and after 4 years of training, came second in the bombing competition. Then one of our most prized athletes jumped in a swimming pool and hit a camera (wtf!?), and proceeded to sob live on television, to millions of people, about how she's wasted 4 years of her life. *slow claps* you spend your life training for this one day, then crap your legs up. Better than that was the bike-riding-lady who rode into a wall. It's like there's been a huge mix-up and we sent our Special Olympics team in for the real thing.

The women's volleyball was pretty good though...

I had a bit of a rant in the pub last night about the equestrian events, and how it's not fair that the jockeys win the medals and the horses eventually get turned into glue (seeing as the jockeys do nothing but sit on the horses and hiss instructions at them).

The UK can only win medals at sports that Africans are too poor to compete in, and Americans are too stupid to understand.

I love watching the weightlifting though it is to my detriment that I still feel the need to utter expletives, everytime some muscle bound 4 foot short Eastern block competitor lifts the 30 stone weight above his head.

Last night's final ended in farce though as the Chinese competitor did his back in and his coach came rushing onto the stage and offered him his ass. Well in fact he was offering to give his guy a piggy back but the other people who rushed onto the stage ushered him away. Then the Korean guy ended up on his ass, with a refreshing-to-see smile on his face, which meant the Chinese guy won gold. We then saw the Chinese guy lying on the floor in a corridor, in obvious agony trying to both; stop his back spasming and celebrate at the same time.

Ha ha ha - we had another lady swimmer lose again, and cry live on TV after losing. Again. Her excuse? Sprained ankle. Pathetic really. And one of our judo ladies won her heat, but her contact lens fell out, and she had to kneel on the mat for ages putting it back in.

bloody olypomophicks, just take up perfectly good trash tv time.

It has nothing to do with being bitter that I never found my niche in life, and excelled at something to the point of being admired in quiet awe by the whole world.

The floor gymnastics thing is the most spasticated thing I've ever seen.

** OLYMPIC TARD UPDATE ** OLYMPIC TARD UPDATE ** OLYMPIC TARD UPDATE **

One of Britain's top cyclists fell of his bike trying to overtake a bus.

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I think there should be a doubles Chess tournament, but played in the same way as table tennis. 4 Oriental guys hunch around a board, then they suddenly spring into action, chucking pawns at each other for half a minute before a major piece is taken and the commentator erupts into a rook-fuelled yell.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Mumbai Duck wrote:
> They're trying to get pool into the olympics.
>
> Worse than that they're trying to get Darts into it.


*Submits Twister rules to International Olympic Committee*

:^)

SHEEPY wrote:
> Funny how I always want GREAT BRITAIN!!!! to win.
>
> They must be putting something in the water.

What losing? Were crap it seems.

Funny how I always want GREAT BRITAIN!!!! to win.

They must be putting something in the water.