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"I'm beginning to like the Olympics."

It's excellent, like a live version of Auntie's Sporting Bloomers. So far 'Great' Britain has managed to lose nearly every event, except for the badminton, and after 4 years of training, came second in the bombing competition. Then one of our most prized athletes jumped in a swimming pool and hit a camera (wtf!?), and proceeded to sob live on television, to millions of people, about how she's wasted 4 years of her life. *slow claps* you spend your life training for this one day, then crap your legs up. Better than that was the bike-riding-lady who rode into a wall. It's like there's been a huge mix-up and we sent our Special Olympics team in for the real thing.

The women's volleyball was pretty good though...

Yes.

I didn't like it.

Stryke wrote:
> Best Excuse By A Commentator For A British Swimmer Not Doing Well:
>
> "His googles have snapped"

Have you ever swam (Hmmm is that even a word) competetively? (sp)

Even with Robert Pires, we couldn't win the Badminton...

To you, that you done Saggy?

Stryke wrote:
> You can have Beth Tweddle.
>
> Edit - As in, Sheepy can. Saggy is obviously welcome to the Tweddle
> rights as well, you'll just have to wait. Not long, mind.

Me and Sheepy might like to do some roasting y'know. His lamb with mint is superb and my roast beef with yorkshire pudding is simply supreme. Then after lunch, we'd do "the chuckle brothers" on her.

"To me, uff"

"To yoou, uff"

"To me, uughhh!"

You can have Beth Tweddle.

Edit - As in, Sheepy can. Saggy is obviously welcome to the Tweddle rights as well, you'll just have to wait. Not long, mind.

I must have missed this: "I was lying 10th going into the showjumping so to climb up from there is quite amazing. The horse was on fire tonight, and what a day to be on fire," said Law.

They treat their horses very badly indeed.

I think I should too.




As a reward.

We lost? Ah well, life lives on. Big Nath will give the Emms a good seeing to I'm sure.

We lost. They played well though.