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"I'm beginning to like the Olympics."

It's excellent, like a live version of Auntie's Sporting Bloomers. So far 'Great' Britain has managed to lose nearly every event, except for the badminton, and after 4 years of training, came second in the bombing competition. Then one of our most prized athletes jumped in a swimming pool and hit a camera (wtf!?), and proceeded to sob live on television, to millions of people, about how she's wasted 4 years of her life. *slow claps* you spend your life training for this one day, then crap your legs up. Better than that was the bike-riding-lady who rode into a wall. It's like there's been a huge mix-up and we sent our Special Olympics team in for the real thing.

The women's volleyball was pretty good though...

monkey_man wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> We are currently 11th on the medals table, not bad considering our
> size i suppose.
>
> Yeah, we're only bigger and richer than most of the World...
>
> I still hate the Olympics, even though I've watched a fair few of the
> events. The timer at the bottom is more like a 'how much of your
> life can you waste' clock. This morning, for instance, they had the
> most pointless event ever. Four blokes on bikes, on the same team,
> riding at the same time, for nearly five minutes. Every so often the
> one in the lead would drop back, but they fanned out at the end to
> cross the line. I don't get why they'd do that.

That seems really pointless, but to be honest if we win another gold in the event im nto realy going to question the idea of it? Again though it does seem realy pointless...

cookie monster wrote:
> We are currently 11th on the medals table, not bad considering our
> size i suppose.

Yeah, we're only bigger and richer than most of the World...

I still hate the Olympics, even though I've watched a fair few of the events. The timer at the bottom is more like a 'how much of your life can you waste' clock. This morning, for instance, they had the most pointless event ever. Four blokes on bikes, on the same team, riding at the same time, for nearly five minutes. Every so often the one in the lead would drop back, but they fanned out at the end to cross the line. I don't get why they'd do that.

cookie monster wrote:
> We are currently 11th on the medals table, not bad considering our
> size i suppose.

Yeh we did bliming amazing today we won six golds am i not correct or is that overall?

We are currently 11th on the medals table, not bad considering our size i suppose.

Is it me or have we won Britans second gold of the tournament, in the sailing? Must be flying up the score sheets must be nearly on page 1 now at least... or not.

Embarrassed? You should be.

SHEEPY wrote:
> The woman in the kayak or however you spelt it who won bronze
> yesterday.
>
> I would

I fell in love when I watched her interview.

*embarrassed*

Ah Denise Lewis she will bring home a gold, shame about the high jump mind. The German looks very good, plus quite fit actually.

NNNNNNNUUUUFFFFFFFF!

I'm done.

SHEEPY wrote:
> To you, that you done Saggy?

Not yet, like the proverbial chip shop assistant, I'm still on the vinegar strokes.